Hello again Humanoids! Ah! How so very long it has been! MyFlawsAreFayetal here again, bringing you this next chapter! I've been swamped with... Stuff... So I haven't had time to write. Let me take you through my past 24 hours: Woke up at 5am, took a 2 hour long coach ride, got to a theme park and went on 4 rides in total, another 2 hour long coach ride, soon as I get home I take a 6 hour long car journey to Blackpool. Arrive in Blackpool at midnight, finally get to sleep at 2am, wake up at 5am.
So... Yeah... I'm am incredibibbley tired (does anyone else say tie-red in their head when they write tired? Or is it just me being a complete and utter weirdo... As usual...)
But, nonetheless, here I am, at 10:03am sat at a kitchen table in Blackpool (that's in England for those of you who don't know... I am English... Camilla is American... She's actually in China right now! Say Hi Camilla-Hihi!- ) writing this chapter. You should have seen me in the ques for rides yesterday! I pulled a 'bear' where I was just running my back against anything to stop it from itching because it's sunburnt... And then there was the suncream incident... Just imagine me with suncream smothered all over my hands and arms holding them up in the middle of a line yelling: 'DOES ANYONE HAVE A TISSUE?!'!
Sorry for this incredibly long authors note... I'm gonna... Ya know... Start writing the chapter now...
And I'm, going, to, you know, butt in really quick. It's Camilla! I'm so sorry for the delay! I'll make sure it doesn't happen again! So you probably want to start reading the chappie... Can do! Happy reading folks!
It was a normal day on the island, the birds were chirping, the wind was blowing through the trees making them rustle and the mutant squirrels were mutant squirrelling... Well, that was until Chris was shown, grinning just before he blew an air-horn, through a megaphone into the announcement system.
"Last time on Total Drama Contestants, we had a little talent competition!" He laughed as clips from the talent show were shown. "And we had our first elimination because of sabotage!" Clips of Erin being eliminated and Emma smiling deviously are shown. "So yeah! Erin got the boot!" Chris laughed again as he blew the air-horn for a second time. "Be prepared for more drama here on..." He drew the mega phone up to his mouth. "TOTAL... DRAMA... CONTESTANTS!"
Team Rainbow Zebras-Girl's Dorm:
Marissa groaned and rolled over, pulling her pillow over her head in the process.
"Has no one here heard of beauty sleep?" She mumbled. Alexia yawned and stretched then rubbed the sleepy dust out of her blurry eyes. She stopped dead when she saw that Aoide's single bed was neatly made and more importantly, Aoide wasn't in it.
"Uuuh... Mari?" Alexia asked, and hopped down from her top bunk, making a small 'thump' as she landed.
"What?" Marissa grumbled and sat up, taking her turn to yawn and stretch. Once she felt a little more awake, she looked at the empty bed that Alexia was now pointing at and shrugged. "I'm sure Aoide is a big girl... She can handle herself..." After murmuring this, she flopped back down and curled up in an attempt to get some more sleep.
"WAKY WAKY! RISE AND SHINE MY HAPPY LITTLE CAMPERS, IT'S 5:30AM!" Chris's voice yelled over the announcer, clearly still using the megaphone. "BE BY THE DOCK IN FIVE MINUTES FOR YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE!" Soon after this, Aoide jogged through the door and sat down on her bed, kicking her shoes off.
"Where have you been this early?" Marissa sat up and asked with a smirk on her face. Aoide just shrugged and turned her back towards, causing Marissa's smirk to just widen.
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Marissa: *laughing* Maybe Aoide is in a secret relationship?
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Aoide: *rolls her eyes* I heard Marissa from outside the confession stall... I was out running. I have no interest in a relationship at all. *as she says this, she picks up a white bed sheet that has clearly been labeled 'Marissa' and rips it in half*
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(Okay then, I just heard the news about Cory Monteith. There I was, having fun in Blackpool when my step-dad shoves his phone in my face and shows me the news... So... Yeah... RIP Frankenteen!)
The Dock:
Chris laughed at the faces of the very pissed off teens.
"I swear Chris, if you make us do anything that puts us in danger, I'm gonna rip your f*cking head off!" Jinx hissed, clearly not a morning person.
"Funny you should say that!" Chris laughed gleefully. "Today's challenge is based off of a Total Drama Revenge Of The Island contestant-"
"Ooh! Is it Scott?" Gertrude interrupted, receiving a scowl from Chris.
"No it's-" Chris began again, however being interrupted again.
"Is it Staci?" Emma questioned, by now Chris was getting severely p*ssed off with just about everyone.
"ZOEY! IT'S ZOEY!" The host screamed before clearing his throat, slightly embarrassed at his outburst. "Anyway, in dedication of Zoey, this challenge is pretty simple... You have to be nice!" Everyone looked around in confusion.
"What's the catch?" Warren asked the question that everyone was thinking by now. Chris smirked.
"No catch! You just have to be nice to everyone and everything for the whole day! Simple right?" Shrugging, the contestants walked away to carry on with their day as usual.
Kyle:
Kyle was taking a little stroll around the island, as he did everyday when something caught his eye. Alexia was walking down to the beach in a black bikini that seemed as though it were made from a rainbow when it hit the light. He gasped at just the sight of her, causing her to spin around to locate the source of the noise. When she turn towards it, the light caught her teal eyes along with her bikini, just stunning Kyle even more. And then he walked into a tree.
"OW!" He moaned, rubbing the now growing red bump on his head. "Stupid tree." He then muttered, causing a loud buzzer to go off.
"Kyle is the first one to be disqualified because he called a tree: 'stupid'... Not nice dude..." Chris's voice announced with an echo to the contestants.
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Kyle: I get disqualified for calling a tree stupid?! Trees are inanimate objects, they don't have feelings! Besides... It was Alexia's fault that I walked into it...
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Alexia: *smiling* Wow... I just sabotaged someone else's team without meaning to... *laughing* And it felt kinda cool!
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Warren:
It had been about half an hour and everyone had gotten the gist of the challenge. However, some where finding it harder than others, such as Warren who had to try his hardest to keep Black Warren under terms and Jinx who was just a plain bitch by nature.
Warren was now sat by the beach, staring deeply into the polluted ocean. Next to him was Oliver who was enjoying making a sandcastle. Slowly, the green dot on Warren's hat started to fade to red and with a scowl on his face, he kicked the sandcastle down.
"Dude?!" Oliver's eyes were wide and staring at Warren who had now returned to his normal self.
"What?" He asked as a loud buzzer rang throughout the island.
"Warren is out for kicking down Oliver's sandcastle!" Chris announced, Warren then letting out a sigh of shame.
"Why can't I be normal?"
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Oliver: It was obvious that it would be hard for Warren, I mean... The poor dude has to control his 'other personality'...
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Jaques:
The French Troll was also finding this challenge a little hard, how was he supposed to go a whole day without trolling someone? Noticing Alexis and Jinx walking past, he couldn't resist himself. He stuck his foot out and successfully tripped Alexis over, however Jinx simply hopped over his leg. She helped Alexis off and stared at Jaques.
"Nice try sweetheart. But it'll take more than a foot to bring me down." She smirked and dragged Alexis away. Jaques was still slightly in shock when the buzz went off.
"Jaques is the third one disqualified after tripping over Alexis and failing to trip over Jinx!" Chris's voice echoed.
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Jaques: *smirking* Challenge accepted.
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Aoide:
Aoide was getting ready to dive into the lake and swim a couple of laps. Wearing her TYR Fusion 2 Aeroback, she pulled her Speedo Fastskin3 Super Elite Mirrored Goggles over her eyes after finishing off her stretches. (Yeah... No idea what half the stuff is but... Ya know...) She was starting to feel a bit more relaxed after ripping up Marissa's bed sheets and was confident that if she just cooled down a little more in the water, she could easily pass this challenge.
Not realizing that Marissa and Tye were sat on the dock of the lake, enjoying a nice and peaceful picnic, and about to kiss yet again, she dived in, drenching the couple in the process. Soon after, the buzzer went off, causing Aoide to pause halfway through her second lap in alarm.
"Aoide is fifth person out after splashing poor Marissa and Tye." Chris announced.
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Aoide: Chris McLean is a dead man.
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Tye: That was uncalled for! Aoide didn't know we were there, and she definitely didn't splash us on purpose!... Right?
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Jinx (and Alexis):
Jinx had been banned from sugar completely by Chef.
"I'm... Uh... Diabetic! I need it!" She pouted, Alexis tapped her shoulder and shook his head.
"It's not worth it." He told her and she frowned. The pair started to walk away but Jinx paused for a few seconds.
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Jinx: *sighing* My team are going to hate me...
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"AAAHHHH!" Jinx yelled and charged at Chef full-force, flipping over his head and grabbing as much of whatever sugary foods she could find. She then darted around him and ran, dragging Alexis behind her. As they were running (Jinx still screaming her head off but now mostly with laughter) the buzzer went off.
"Jinx and Alexis are out, Jinx stole from Chef and Alexis accompanied her!"
(RANDOM A/N: RAAAWWWRRRR THIS IS TAKING SOOOOOO LONG TO WRITE! I'M SORRY MY LITTLE FRIENDS- Well most of you are probably bigger than me as I'm a total midget...)
Daniel and Aidan:
Daniel was busy fiddling with some sort of electric device that looked as though it were supposed to be part of a computer. Aidan was close by playing a video game.
"DIE ZOMBIES DIE!" Aidan yelled, absorbed into whatever it was he was playing... It clearly involved zombies... If not then there was something seriously wrong...
Almost simultaneously Daniel was given a tiny electric shock by the thing that slightly resembled an circuit board.
"OW! Stupid thing..." He mumbled. A buzzer went off shortly afterwards.
"Both Daniel and Aidan are out, Aidan yelled at some zombies and Daniel got a little cross after being electrocuted." Chris laughed over the announcement system. "It seems like Team Losers really are losers! They've just gotta hope that Gertrude is able to keep her nice face on!"
Meanwhile at the Elimination Area where all of the disqualified people were:
Gertrude was busy doing god knows what on her iPhone and Warren was trying to look over her shoulder to see what she was doing. Gertrude hadn't yet been voted out and was just there because it was the first place she stumbled across with a seating area.
Jinx was stuffing her face with chocolate while holding the rest of the stolen goods close to her chest and Alexis was looking incredibly worried. Both of them where hidden quite literally inside the stage from Chef- Jinx's idea.
Aoide was furiously scribbling something down in a notebook, she was still in her swimming costume as she was too angry to get changed. The mostly likely thing she was doing is trying to figure out a way to kill Chris McLean. Jaques was also writing in his own notebook that for some creepy reason had Pedobear on the cover, but unlike Aoide, he was simply trying to find more ways to troll people. Kyle was angrily firing blanks, causing everyone to jump whenever he did so.
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Kyle: *Sighing* How could I let myself get distracted?! *face-palm* Damn you Alexia. Even though you're super pretty... *slaps himself on his cheek lightly* Stop getting so distracted!
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Alexis: Jinx is my friend... But she scares me to death... Not as much as Chef of course...
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Jinx: *She has tied a bunch of strawberry laces around her head and is giggling like a maniac* Pfft! Tye thinks I have a sugar addiction! Where would he get that idea? *she pulls one of the strawberry laces off and eats it*
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Alexia, Emma and Tye:
Alexia and Emma were playing one on one volleyball- Alexia's idea- when Alexia accidentally knocked it over to Marissa and Tye who were just about to kiss. This consequentially interrupted another one of their almost kisses.
A buzzer went off, signalling another person being disqualified.
"Alexia is out for hitting Marissa and Tye with a ball!" Chris laughed. "Seriously, is it THAT hard to be nice?"
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Alexia: *pouting* That was a little uncalled for... It was an accident after all.
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"Seriously?" Tye growled and stood up. "ONE KISS! THAT'S ALL I ASK FOR! JUST ONE FUCKING KISS!" He yelled, Marissa then stood up and tried to calm him down. For the second time within the minute, the buzz went off.
"Wow! You guys seriously suck at this!" Chris was laughing his head off. "Which is a good thing as it makes BRILLIANT TV! So... Tye is our... Uuuh... Tenth person out... Poor dude can't get a break!" He laughed even more. "It's hilarious!"
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Marissa: *sighs* Honestly, if Tye hadn't snapped back then, I probably would have!
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Emma started cheering and dancing.
"Woo! I win! You lose! I win! You lose!" She celebrated as she had just won the volleyball game. The buzzer went off once again for a third time in one minute.
"Emma is out for being a sore winner! I can't believe that 3 of you managed to get disqualified in one measly minute!"
Back at the Elimination Area:
Everything was basically exactly the same as last time, although now Daniel and Aidan where both there, doing the same as what they were doing before they were disqualified. Although Aidan had clearly changed games as he was now yelling at vampires rather than zombies. Alexia was trying to talk to Aoide but being ignored, Emma was throwing a strop because she was disqualified. And Tye had made a small fire and was throwing the sweets into it that Jinx had stolen, while holding her back, while she was trying to bite him.
"Nooooooooo! My babies!" She yelled as he threw a packet of Jelly-Babies to their firey deaths. Alexis was just watching the whole deal, still weary about Chef who was probably still mad.
Oliver:
Much to Chris's annoyance, Oliver was taking a little nap on one of the logs around what would be a campfire, so Chis decided to send Chef on a little... Mission...
Sneaking up on the snoozing daredevil, Chef silently lifted up a green bucket, the contents making an odd sloping noise as he did so. Much to Oliver's surprise, Chef then dumped a load of weird green/brown sludge onto him. Bolting upright at the sudden shocking wake-up, he stared at the co-host with wide eyes.
"WHAT THE HELL DUDE?!" He shouted, the buzz going off as soon as the last word left his lips.
"Oliver is eliminated for being rude to Chef!" Chris roared with laughter. "You might wanna wash that off fairly soon dude, it stains your skin!"
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Chris: There were only 3 people left... But they were tough... Gertrude was basically oblivious to the world around her, therefore not being bothered by anything, Johnny was probably the nicest person I'd ever met -beside from me of course- and Marissa was just one hard nut to crack! So I had to send Chef on another little mission...
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Johnny:
Johnny was sat by the dock, strumming his guitar and singing softly when Chef stormed up with a record player in his hands. He plonked it next to the artist and switched the on button. Heavy 'rap' music started booming out at the highest possible volume.
"Could you please turn that off or go somewhere else?" Johnny asked, trying to be heard over the terrible music. But Chef either couldn't hear him, or was ignoring him. Sighing, Johnny put down his guitar and turned the music off himself. Instantaneously, the buzzer went off.
"Johnny is disqualified for turning off Chef's music without permission! This means that Team Unicorn are the losers! Can everyone make their way to the Elimination area if they're not already there to see our last two competitors left try and win the challenge for their team!"
Elimination Area:
Kyle was still firing blanks, he had almost run out but he was still so annoyed at himself that he didn't want to stop. Marissa was covering her ears.
"Please stop!" She tried to yell over the loud bangs, but he couldn't hear her. The rest of her team were looking slightly nervous, praying that Marissa wouldn't snap. But it was no use. "I SAID STOP!" She shouted at Kyle who took off the pair of headphones and stopped firing blanks to see what all the commotion was.
"Congratulations!" Chris joined the group of contestants. "Team Losers actually one for once thanks to Gertrude!" The remaining 3 boys in Team Losers cheered and whooped. Everyone looked at Gertrude who finally put her iPhone down.
"So when does the challenge start?"
Elimination Ceremony:
"Jinx... Jaques... This is the last Zoey doll..." Everyone had received their little plastic figurines that symbolised safety from elimination. "And it goes too..." He ripped the head off and threw it at Jinx, then threw the rest at Jaques. "BOTH OF YOU!" He laughed. "I'm feeling... Hmm... How should I put it... 'Nice'! So I'm making this a reward challenge!" The contestants didn't know whether to laugh or groan. "In fact, as we speak the remains of what used to be a complete version of Team Losers is having a Hot Tub Party!"
"Well... That was fun wasn't it?" Chris laughed. "So... Don't forget to watch next time when we have even MORE drama- if that's possible!" But afterwards, you could faintly hear Marissa yell from a distance.
"What happened to my sheets?!"
Wooooo... That took a bloody long time... Sorry about that... And a lot of charge on my iPhone (aka what I use to write basically everything)! So... Yeah... I'm pretty sure Camilla is writing the next chapter! I hope you guys liked this one! Review pleeeeeeaaaasssseeee! :)
Hihi! Camilla here! And yes, I am writing the next one. Or two. Or three. Just to make it up to Faye for making her write this one! As Faye said, I'm in China right now. But I'm coming back to America tomorrow! Woo! Even though it's a twelve-or-so hour flight... ;( Anyways, I would love it if you would please review! Even though we probably don't deserve it... We just need to know how we're doing, since it's been such a long time! So pwease? With a cherry on top?