Hey y'all! It's Camilla, and I'm here today writing yet another chapter! This is what you all have been waiting for... THE AFTERMATH! We take a little break from all of the challenges (because, let's face it, all of the contestants need it) and go right ahead to the aftermath! I really hope you guys are excited as I am! I would like to thank slendie258 for our newest Aftermath supervisor, Sarah Raine. Yes, keep the applause going! This chapter is more about comedy than drama, so if you're up to it, let's begin! The aftermath of Total! Drama! Contestants!
The camera fades in, and the first thing you see is a girl who looks to be around 17 years of age. She has blonde hair tied up in a neat ponytail with a few strands over her face and deep sea blue eyes. She is wearing a candyfloss pink tank top that goes right above her bellybutton with white high-waisted shorts and white lace up boots that go up to her knee. She gives off a huge fake smile, and something tells you right there that she is somehow related to Chris.
"Hi viewers!" she exclaims, tilting her head a little. "My name is Sarah Raine, and I am the supervisor of the aftermath!" She then looks self-consciously off camera. "Is this the right angle? Do I look OK?" The camera moves up and down to signal a nod, and she sighs in relief. "Very good. Like I said before, I am Sarah Raine, and I am the supervisor of this show until one of the losers is sane enough to actually host it."
"We ain't losers, bitch!" a voice yells from a distance crankily.
"Speaking of which," Sarah tries to smile and laugh it off. "Our first victim, err, I mean guest, ALICE!"
Applause is heard, and Alice walks up, donning her usual frown. She sits down angrily, her arms crossed.
"So I'm supposed to start hosting this fucking show?" Alice asks, her tone as angry as it could be.
"Pretty much," Sarah says. "I'll be going now." Sarah then runs off camera, obviously petrified of Alice.
"OK, what am I supposed to do first?" Alice asks herself, looking at her arm. The camera shows a close up of it, where it's shown that everything she needed to do was written sloppily on it. "Oh, right! Show my audition tape! I don't understand why you guys are interested in it, but here it goes. My audition tape."
The camera now is videotaping the screen above Alice's head, and the audition tape starts showing. You hear static, until a girl who looks roughly the same age as Sarah pops up, sitting on a Pierce the Veil bed. The room looked like it belonged to Alice, but one thing's for sure, she's not Alice.
"Brooke, shut up, the camera's on," someone off camera says, which is presumably Alice because of the voice similarities.
"Sorry, love," Brooke smiles sheepishly.
You can now see Alice's silhouette walking to the bed and sitting on it. "So um, hi, I'm Alice. And this is my awkward turtle of a best friend, Brooke."
"Hi guys!" Brooke smiles and waves.
Alice takes a deep breath. "So I should be on your show because I am very sweet and charming at times."
"She could also be a sarcastic asshole," Brooke adds.
"I mean I guess," Alice says, which is one of her catchphrases.
Brooke, however, keeps going on. "Like she has a small group of friends because she comes off as cold hearted."
"Listen here, you little shit," Alice starts, which is also another one of her catchphrases, used to show that an insult is coming up. "I am only an asshole to the bitches at our school."
"That's true," Brooke states
"Thank you," Alice says.
Broke hugs Alice. "I love this girl."
"I love you too, man," Alice says.
They break away their hug, and Brooke continues talking. "But in all honesty, Alice is an amazing alligator and you should pick her because she's amazingly amazing."
Alice looks satisfied with what Brooke said. "OK! Bye!"
The camera goes back to static, and the camera zooms out to show Alice, smiling faintly.
"I remember when I made that," she says. "That was before I met that daughter of a bitch!" She obviously meant Sarah.
"Hey!" Sarah exclaims from off camera. "Just because I'm Chris's daughter does not mean he's a bitch! Besides, I'm perfect!"
Alice rolls her eyes, scoffs, and storms over to Sarah. "Listen here, you little shit, you are such a bastard that no one even cares for you. Now get over here!"
Alice unplugs the lamp next to the couch and starts chasing Sarah with it in her hands. Sarah starts screaming, and they run all around the stage. Sarah catches her eye to the camera.
"We'll see you after the break! AHHHHH!"
The camera fades in to show Sarah with ripped clothes and a messed up ponytail which was about to fall off. Her face was filled with bruises.
"Makeup!" she yells crankily, and in an instance, two makeup stylists run over and start applying foundation and concealer to Sarah's face. Her bruises started to disappear one by one, and she takes out her ponytail, her hair looking similar to Emma's when it is wet. She attempts to comb her hair through it, but epically fails, her hand immediately getting stuck in her hair.
"Grr!" she yells. "I can't get it out!" She pulls her hand out of her hair a couple times, before successfully being able to remove it, part of her hair ripping out along with it.
"Oh crap!" she exclaims. "HAIR!" And in a second, a bunch of hair people use super glue to reattach the hair to her scalp. "OK, camera people, just count me on, kay?"
They were stifling their laughs, like before with Chris. "Um, we were rolling from the start..."
"WHAT?!" Sarah looks shocked, before attempting to smile it off. "Hi there! Welcome to the aftermath of Total Drama Contestants! I'm Sarah Raine, the girl being forced to supervise this entire show. Our next victim, sorry, meant guest, is Ava!"
Sarah runs off camera, and immediately afterwards, you could hear her yelling at the cameramen, cursing them out (however, the curses were replaced with bleeps). After the yelling starts to die down (which lasted probably a minute or so, but it brought great entertainment), Ava appears on the contraption Trudy built her. It was much slower than it was before. It was probably worn out.
"OK people!" Ava yells. "What am I supposed to do first?"
"You are supposed to press that button over there to begin your audition tape," someone behind the camera explains.
Ava looks at the button, which was only a few inches away from her, and groans. "It's too far," she determines. "Can someone press it for me?" No one appears, and Ava starts to get angry. "SOMEONE GET OVER HERE AND PRESS THE FLIPPING BUTTON!" Then, an intern appears and presses the button for her. Ava looks satisfied, and the camera zooms into the screen where Ava's audition tape is playing.
Ava is shown sitting on a pink love seat with a pattern of white hearts.
"Hey Total Drama LOSERS!" Ava exclaims cockily. "You will accept me to be on your sixth season. Why? Because I said so and I am better than everyone, GOT IT! I'm gonna make all those other wimps you call contestants cry and vote themselves off! You better just hand me the money now because who could beat me?"
Someone behind the camera (who was obviously filming the thing as well) sighs. "Umm...everyone. You are a lazy person."
Ava growls. "SHUT UP! You're just a worthless piece of trash that should have never existed. If you died you would be doing the universe a service. Crowds would rejoice at your death and forget you ever existed because you are so pathetic! You're good for nothing and you should have never been born! Your family must regret the day they ever conceived you!"
You could hear the cameraman start to sob as the camera drops, a little bit of static appearing once the camera hit the ground. Then you could hear loud footsteps getting softer and softer, signifying that the cameraman ran away.
Ava picks the camera up and pants from the "work". "Well that just made my day! Nothing like giving the worthless pieces of garbage I call humans, depression disorders. Anyway...I await your call." She waits for a few seconds, before evidently getting a little angry. "WELL! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! The future winner of Total Drama Contestants is waiting for your call! UGH!" Ava angrily throws the camera and it crashes to the floor. You can hear her panting from exhaustion as the camera turns dark and the screen fades.
The camera zooms out to show Ava sleeping. Sarah is next to her, shaking her for her to get up, but to no avail. Sarah sighs, before pushing Ava out of the way, her and her contraption rolling off camera until a huge CRASH is heard. the camera pans to show that Ava's contraption was broken, but she was still sleeping soundly. Sarah rolls her eyes.
"OK, the next vi-GUEST is Erin!" she announces, going off camera. Erin appears hastily afterwards, sitting down on the couch and pressing a remote button, bringing the camera closer to the screen where her audition tape will play.
When it starts playing, Erin is shown giving a sharp glance at the animal. She is dissecting a animal and when she saw the camera, she gave a glare and sighed.
"Rin-rin, you're suppose to say something!" The person holding the camera said to Erin. Erin sighed once again.
"My name is Erin, father. And I will," She said, looking straight up to the camera. "Hello, this is my science lab. As you may see by the black charcoal smeared around my face that I love to experiment. And I would like to join this because I have nothing interesting to do with my life." Her calm voice now changing into a sarcastic tone. An older lady that may look like her mother glared at her.
"Don't say that! Now say the real correct words!" Erin groaned and look straight up to the camera again.
"Hello, my name is Erin," She said, her eyes glancing down to her animal. "I would like to join because well...I think this will give me a fun adventure. A time where I could be myself. I think I would have a great time here and it would be a convivial ride." Her lips that was once a frown turned into a tiny smile.
"I will only hope that you choose me." The camera turned off.
The camera zooms out to show Erin working on her newest experiment, playing with what looks like chemicals in some test tube. She mixes a purple-colored substance with a pink one, but somehow, it causes a fire. Erin's eyes widen in shock as she frantically looks around, hoping to find something. She resorts to blowing the small fire out, but when she does, the fire instantly grows bigger, taking up the majority of the stage. Sarah runs into the stage with a fire extinguisher.
"We'll see you after the break!" Sarah chimes, but then looks worriedly into the camera. "Hopefully..."
The camera fades back in, showing Sarah looking exhausted, her panting heavily. The fire seems to have disappeared, but Sarah's clothes were a little bit burned (to add to the rips) and her hair was also slightly burned. It looked lopsided and she smiles fakely to the camera.
"OK, now that we've taken care of the fire, let's go to our next guest! Hallelujah I said it right... Please welcome Oliver, everybody!"
Oliver appears, evidently out of his wheelchair and looking like nothing had happened the episode before. He does a bunch of flips before successfully being able to land on the couch.
"Oliver, I thought you were in a wheelchair," Sarah comments, voicing everyone's thoughts.
Oliver starts flexing his muscles. "I was, until the doctor deemed that I have to have artificial metal bones for the time being. He said to be careful, but when am I ever careful?"
Sarah sighs. "OK then. I'll see you later." She then keeps backing out until she was off camera, when loud footsteps could be heard, signaling that she was running off. Oliver smirks, before doing another flip and successfully landing on the button The camera zooms in as Oliver's audition tape starts playing.
You see Oliver smiling while standing near a skateboarding ramp. He says loudly, "Hello people of Total Drama! I am Oliver Price, your new favorite contestant! I am ready to take on ANYTHING you throw at me, I have no fears at all! I mean, you might as well give me the money right now, there is nothing in this world that could stop me! Watch me in action!" Oliver grabs his skateboard and places the camera on his head, so you can see a first-person view of what he is seeing. He begins riding his skateboard all over the ramp, doing fancy tricks along the way. At one point, he slips up while on the edge of the ramp, and ends up going flying off his skateboard and through the air. He lands with a THUD as the camera begins to go to static. You can hear Oliver groaning until he finally says, "I'm okay!" The camera then goes fully static, and shuts off.
The camera zooms out and shows Oliver swinging around the ceiling bars like a monkey He does this for a few seconds, until he accidentally slips, crashing into Sarah's stomach. She was enjoying her decaf coffee, and it spilled on her bare skin.
"HEY!" she shrieks. "WHAT THE HELL?! Ow, my stomach hurts..." She groans in pain, and Oliver does the same.
"I think I just broke one of my metal bones..." he states, before shrugging it off. "Oops."
Sarah smiles fakely to the camera again, still slightly groaning from her stomach's pain. "Well, that's it! Sadly, there's no person to host this still, so I guess I'm stuck supervising... Anyways, tune in next time to the aftermath!"
After she says this, you could barely hear Ava groaning as she wakes up. "Wait, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BABY?!"
Finished! Finally! I hope you guys enjoyed it. Please review! This is Camilla, signing off as she enjoys her crème brulee ice cream. ;)
Hi hi hi hi hi. Faye here! Wasn't this awesome? Chances are, barely anyone who's OC was in the chapter is probably still reading this chapter (except ferguson97... HI!). So we can make them do what we want! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! :D
Uh... Well... It's bedtime for wittle Faye's now so... Night! Xxx