Hi you guys! Camilla here writing the next chapter! Oh my God this is going to be so much fun to write! Ack! I'm so excited! So sorry for the late update, I've been so busy lately! School started for me and I'm already piled with homework... WHY? Oh yeah, please please PLEASE forgive me! I'm going to go on my knees for this! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! Okay, I am done now. Please enjoy the chapter!
Hilow! Now it's Faye... And I just wanted to say sorry for not replying to Camilla sooner! If I had then you would have gotten this chapter a few days ago... I've just been kinda COMPLETELY OBSESSED with Creepypasta! :D
Peace off for now! AND ENJOY THE CHAPTER LITTLE GRIMM REAPERS! ;)
Last time on Total Drama Contestants, they went through two horrors. Avoiding meat for an entire day and surfing. Most of them epically failed during the first challenge, and for the ones that actually succeeded, all of them epically failed during the second challenge. Yes, even Emma, even though she won the challenge. Haha! Alexia and Kyle had a moment, and Tye and Marissa haven't had their special moment yet. Because of Jinx, who decided to throw her surfboard at him. Ouch! In the end of the day, Team Rainbow Zebras lost due to Oliver trying out his stunts and ending up breaking his bones. OUCH! And Oliver was sent home. Anyways, who's next in the chopping block? Will anyone have to be sent to the infirmary? And will Marissa and Tye finally kiss? Find out right now! On Total! Drama! Contestants!
All of the campers are shown already at the dining room, sitting where their teams are designated. Team Rainbow Zebras was at the table closest to the door, Team Losers closest to the place Chef serves everyone, and Team Unicorn situated between the two. Chris walks in, and throws a smile to the camera, his teeth sparkling.
"Heyo campers!" Chris says. "Today, we have a challenge. It will be based off of a fan-favorite, someone from the original cast, someone dumb but heroic, someone-"
"Just cut to the chase already!" Jinx yells, standing up angrily, obviously losing her patience.
"OK fine!" Chris yelps. "Sheesh. It's Owen!" Right when Chris says that, Owen pops his head into the dining room, as if it was cued. He smiles, and walks in coolly.
"Hey guys!" Owen says, being as friendly as ever. "Hey, Chris, I thought you were going to stop after our All-Star season."
"We got budget for another season!" Chris yells. "Anyways, Owen, you are not needed, so you can get out of here."
"No! I want to get to know this new cast!" Owen whines. Chris rolls his eyes and tries to push Owen out of the door, however, Owen is too heavy and he only moves Owen an inch. After doing that, Chris was out of breath.
"Ugh! Owen, you are too fat!" Chris whines, panting. "Fine! Your challenge today is yet another comeback from season 1. The gross, disgusting eating challenge!"
Many groans were heard throughout the room, the only cheer coming from Owen.
"You will all have to eat the most disgusting food Chef has for you. The last person to finish is out. Also, anyone who throws up is out. We will keep doing this until there is one person left or if all of the people left is from the same team," Chris explains. "Are you guys ready?"
"I was born ready," Emma declares confidently. However, the rest of the contestants showed nervousness.
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Kyle: Like Chef's food isn't bad enough, now we have to eat the most disgusting things on earth! Yay...
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"Perfect," Chris chuckles evilly. "Let's go! Our first dish, jellyfish pizza!"
All of the campers' eyes widen in disgust, and Chef is shown walking out of the kitchen, holding a tray filled with plates of jellyfish pizza slices. Owen smiles and runs over to the tray, grabbing it and devouring all of the jellyfish pizza.
"Mmm!" Owen exclaims. "That was so good!" Everyone looks at Owen in disbelief.
"Well now that's gone," Chris mutters. "Chef, get him out of here!"
Chef walks into the kitchen, and a few seconds later, he walks out with an axe in his hands. He walks over to Owen, raising the axe, obviously angered.
"Hey, a show!" Owen cheers, and Chef swings the axe right over Owen's head, cutting his blond hair slightly. Gasps echoed throughout the room, and Owen sighs. "OK, OK, I'm leaving. Chill out." He finally leaves.
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Aidan: Owen was there to cover for us, but now that he's gone... I'm scared...
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Daniel: This is going to be a long day...
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Chris smiles. "OK, first dish up, blended vomit!" The camera pans to Chef, holding a tray filled with mini cups with vomit inside. All of the contestants shiver.
"Oh my gosh, ew!" Emma exclaims.
Marissa gulps. "I think I just vomited a little."
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Alexia: I hate the taste of vomit, PERIOD!
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Jaques: Just wondering, how did he get all of that vomit?
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Chef: *holds up a bucket filled with vomit* Been collecting vomit inside this baby since 1983. Preserved it in the fridge. This baby is called "Bucket-o-Vomit." *pats bucket and smiles* Ah, good times...
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Chef hands out a mini glass filled with the green substance, and one by one, everyone finishes it, with the exception of Marissa, who starts vomiting all over.
"Marissa's out!" Chris announces with a full smile, until more vomiting sounds are heard off camera. "Marissa, stop vomiting! Interns!"
"I'll take care of it!" Chef volunteers, rushing over to the vomiting Marissa with his bucket-o-vomit. She vomits into it, and Chef is just smirking.
"Next dish, fried cockroaches!" Chris smiles, and plates with a few fried cockroaches are ushered to each remaining camper.
Trudy looks up to Chris and points at her plate. "Are these from our dorms?"
"Yes!" Chris answers enthusiastically. "Now eat them!"
One by one, everyone finished the fried cockroach, except for Alexis, who kept hesitating to eat the poor cockroach.
"Alexis is out!" Chris announces. Alexis sighs in relief, throwing the fork stabbed into the bug away. However, it somehow hit the space in between Tye and Marissa as they were leaning in, breaking their almost-kiss, yet again.
"You've got to be kidding me!" Tye yells in rage. Marissa rubs his arm, attempting to put Tye at ease.
"Okay..." Chris rolls his eyes. "Next we have our protein shake!"
"Ooh! Protein shakes!" Emma exclaims, quickly grabbing a glass and chugging it down. "Great for your body."
Johnny starts to chuckle a little. "You might want to know what's in that shake first, Emma. Knowing Chris, he probably has chicken butt in that!"
"Not exactly Johnny," Chris comments. "It's duck liver and dog poop!"
Emma starts choking on the shake, brown-colored droplets coming out of her mouth. "What the hell Chris?! That is plain disgusting!"
"But it's great for reality TV!" Chris exclaims. "Besides, Emma, you were the first to finish eating something absolutely disgusting in less than a minute!"
Emma's eyes start to sparkle. "That means I get some kind of reward, right?"
"No," Chris states bluntly.
Emma's eyes widen, before she starts to throw up uncontrollably. Chef smiles, running over to Emma with his bucket-o-vomit.
"Throw up in here!" he yells, and Emma nods, still throwing up.
"OK, Emma's out for throwing up!" Chris yells. "Who's next?"
A few tentative glances are exchanged, until Jinx, Warren, Aoide, Trudy and Daniel drink the protein shake. The rest look amazed, except for Jaques, who keeps begging Chris to be able to keep the drink.
"Chris! This would be amazing to prank someone!" Jaques insists. Chris rolls his eyes.
"OK! That's enough!" he exclaims in annoyance. "Jaques is out for repeatedly asking me the exact same question!"
"WHAT?!" Jinx exclaims, standing up in rage. "That's not fair!" She and Jaques share an awkward gaze, before she sits back down.
"Get used to it, short stuff," Chris states, to which Jinx crosses her arms and huffs angrily.
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Jinx: Short stuff? SHORT STUFF?! Oh, Chris will be avenged. Just you wait...
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Jaques: Did Jinx just stand up for me? I must be looking in this way too much...
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In the meantime, it is shown that everyone has chugged down the horrid protein drink except for Johnny and Aidan.
"Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!" Chants were coming from Team Losers. Meanwhile, Team Unicorn was practically silent. Emma started to whisper something into Johnny's ear, but besides that, everyone was silent. In unison, both contestants drink the shake, to which Chris sighs.
"You know, I would go to the slow-mo, but since I don't want to, you're both out!" Everyone starts groaning at Chris' decision.
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Johnny, Aidan, Emma, Trudy, Jinx, Jaques: *all in unison, but in different camera-shots, meaning that they were in the confessional at different times* That is so unfair!
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"Next dish!" Chris exclaims, and Chef brings out plates filled with different shoes.
Alexia scrunches her nose in disgust, picking up her flip flop with her fork. "Are these my shoes?!"
"Yes they are," Chris states with a smile. "We didn't feel like buying a bunch of new shoes, so we just took your old, already used ones."
"Perfect..." Alexia grumbles.
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Kyle: And I was dumb enough to bring only sneakers!
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Jaques: I only brought a few pairs of dress shoes to this island... Not that I wear any other type of shoe... I'm actually relieved I'm out of this challenge. I really don't feel like eating fancy leather today... Not my type of cuisine.
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One by one, about everyone took a bite of their shoes. Some were able to actually finish their own shoes. The only person not to touch it was Alexia, who is protesting against eating her own shoes.
"I made those shoes! They're my creation!" Alexia exclaims. "Would you eat your own baby, Chris?"
"Depends," he smirks. "How much money you offering?"
Alexia scoffs. "Chris, you are a sadistic, selfish cannibal!"
"And you know you like it," Chris wiggles his eyebrows, to which Alexia rolls her eyes. Chris looks confused, but keeps going on nonetheless. "And Alexia's out for resisting to eat her 'creation'. Who will be the last to finish?"
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Sarah (aka the aftermath supervisor): I honestly don't feel safe anymore... No one better pay Chris to eat me! *a bunch of phones start to ring, and she picks them up* Hello? You want to pay Chris to... eat... his... child... Sure, you can talk to him! *hangs up all the phones hastily and sighs in relief... for now*
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Everyone has finished eating their shoes, except for Kyle and Aoide, and both were desperately trying to finish the last bite. However, Kyle starts to puke, and as Trudy sees this, she starts puking as well.
Chris sighs. "And Kyle and Aoide are both out for puking!" Kyle and Aoide both sigh, before continuing to vomit.
Chef looks troubled. "Two people vomiting. Only one bucket," he tells himself. Then he puts the bucket in between the two. "Vomit in the bucket," he commands. Kyle and Trudy nod and follow his commands.
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Aoide: I shouldn't have brought sneakers... They're all filled with sweat from all of the running I do every morning...
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"Next, we have yet another beverage!" Chris announces. Chef then starts to pass around a grayish drink that seemed thinner than the rest. "Blended computer parts!"
"Isn't that, like, illegal?" Warren asks, his eyes widening.
"Didn't say that in the Canadian law book," Chris says. "Longest book ever! I just got my interns to read it. Can't go back to jail again..." Chris starts to shiver. "That was so damn horrible! I tried to host, but all of the other prisoners kept yelling at me and beating me up just to shut up! No appreciation for true art."
All of the contestants nod warily. "Sure..." they all say unsurely in unison.
"Anyways," Chris rolls his eyes, obviously agitated. "Start drinking!"
Jinx starts to sip the drink, and her eyes widen in enjoyment. "Oh my gosh! It's actually sweet! I can drink something sweet that isn't sugar or caffeinated!"
Tye starts to look frightened, and tries to grab Jinx's cup of computer parts, but to his dismay, she has already finished drinking it. He sighs, and then starts to sip his.
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Tye: Hopefully Jinx won't go on her sugar rush. I don't think that there's any caffeine or sugar or anything like that in the drink. *gives hopeful yet worried look with a crooked smile that wouldn't meet his eyes*
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Daniel raised his hand.
Chris rolls his eyes. "Daniel, we are not in school. No need to have the hand raised."
"Sorry for being polite," Daniel snarls. "I was just wondering where you got all of these computer parts. Did you go to Microsoft's headquarters?" His eyes start to glisten with excitement.
"Nope," Chris says. "That would involve too much work. Going to mainland then going over the border just for computer parts. Not worth my time."
"Then what did you do?" Trudy asks.
Chris smirks. "I blended your iPhone."
"WHAT?!" Trudy exclaims, looking down at her cup. "YOU BLENDED MY BABY?!" She then looks at Jinx, Warren and Tye scornfully. "YOU GUYS DRANK MY BABY!" Trudy then starts to lunge at Jinx, Warren and Tye, but she was held back by Daniel, Aidan and Kyle. She then stops trying, but sends her best death glare at all three of them, which Jinx mimicked and easily beat Trudy with.
"Don't worry, Trudy, it was only your iPhone 4," Chris tries to appease her, but then laughs. "Though, that was hilarious to watch!"
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Trudy: I can not believe Chris just blended up my baby like that?! He's such a soulless bitch!
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Jinx: No one's death glare beats mine! *smirks, before sending in one of her classic death glares, which takes you aback a little by how scary it is*
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"No! I am NOT drinking my baby!" Trudy yells for what seems like the 100th time.
Chris sighs, obviously annoyed by Trudy's constant screaming. "Fine! Trudy's out. Daniel, what about you?"
Daniel is shown crossing his arms, not even touching the cup. "I find it disgraceful to actually drink someone else's iPhone. I would be fine with drinking my own, but if it was someone else's, that would be rude."
Chris eyes him weirdly. "Ooookay? Since Daniel and Trudy are both not willing to drink the blended computer parts, Warren, you're out!"
"WHAT?!" Warren shrieks, his light on his baseball cap blinking bright red. "But I finished mine!"
"But you were the last one to finish!" Chris retorts, and Warren just scoffs and crosses his arms, before his rage gets the best of him and he throws the table next to him, having it break into pieces. Everyone looks astonished at what just happened, except for Chris, who looked infuriated.
"Dude, what the hell?!" Chris exclaims. Then he starts to snap. "Interns!" They run to him. "Get us a new table, and pronto!"
The interns attempt to pick up the broken table as hastily as possible, and run to who-knows-where. All of the contestants look at Chris, waiting for him to say something. He starts to realize, and looks around, looking at them weirdly.
"What?" He starts to sip a smoothie. "I'm taking a break while the interns take care of the table." Everyone looks at him before shrugging, going to their own conversation. However, Warren's light turns back to green.
"What just happened?"
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Chef: Warren has some strength, that's for sure. His alter-persona is annoying, but it can be worked on... Hmmm...
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Daniel is seen tapping Alexia's shoulder.
She turns around. "Yes?"
Daniel looks down sheepishly. "I need some advice."
"What kind?" Alexia asks.
"Girl advice," Daniel tells her firmly.
"Okay," she says, turning her body around to completely face him. "What do you need?"
Daniel sighs. "How can I get a girl to like me?"
Alexia ponders this a little bit. "Well, I would try to do something out of the ordinary for her. Maybe build a robot that can say the words "I love you" or sing her a song you wrote. Anything really." She smiles her signature smile to him, and he nods.
"Okay," he says. He was about to turn back around, but Alexia stopped him.
"Not to be rude or anything, but why are you asking me? Can't you ask Trudy? She's on your team..."
"Well, I know you," he stated blandly. Alexia opened her mouth to object, but he added, "Before this competition. Plus, you're kind of cute."
Alexia blushes a bit. "Thanks." However, they both were interrupted by Chris' voice.
"Next dish!" Chris calls, and the broken table was replaced with a few cardboard boxes. He then holds up a red pepper. "The spiciest pepper known to mankind."
"I love spicy food!" Tye cheers.
"Yeah, you won't like this one," Chris chuckles. "It's the finale, twin vs twin! Who will win?"
Chris was closely watching the two, hoping for some interesting action. However, the two twins look at each other and nod, before throwing away their pepper.
"Hey!" Chris yelps. "That costed good money! Five dollars each!"
"And yet you couldn't go to Microsoft's headquarters and get some computer parts!" Trudy yells, still resentful.
"Chris," Tye starts. "Either we both win or you're going down. Your choice."
"But there's only one winner!" Chris whines.
"Fine," Jinx smirks. "But, you know, I have a loaded gun right here."
Chris chuckles. "You're bluffing."
Jinx laughs a little, before holding up her gun. "Nope." She pulls the trigger towards the ceiling, which causes a bullet-sized hole in the ceiling. It caused everyone to jump back.
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Alexis: Even though Jinx is my friend, she's really starting to frighten me. First a gun, and then her sugar rush! It's freaking me out!
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"Okay, okay! You guys both win! Just don't kill me..." Chris pleads. Both Team Rainbow Zebras and Team Unicorn start to cheer. "You guys get to go on a cruise for a week right now!" They start to cheer louder, before running out to the docks. "And Team Losers, this must be a sad lost for you. But at least you're not sending anyone home, because this was just a reward challenge! Your punishment is only watching the others go on a cruise." They all sigh in relief.
"What are the contestants going have to endure next time? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Contestants!"
Suddenly, you could see Jinx in the background hopping, obviously on her sugar rush. She's laughing, and Chef tries to stop her to get her on the cruise ship.
"Get over here, you little girl!" Chef demands, but Jinx keeps hopping around, laughing.
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Tye: *shakes head* What did I tell you?
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Emma: Gun Girl gives me the creeps. One minute she's holding up a loaded gun, the next she's on a sugar rush! Okay, it's official. Even though she won, she will be the next one going home. Mark. My. Words.
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Ahh! Fini! Yay! Anyways, hope you guys liked it! Review!
Oh and also, have any of you watched Total Drama All Stars? I love it! I would prefer that there were more contestants, but other than that, it's fine the way it is! If you guys want to read my predictions, go see Torie Rilistkrytcat and I'll Cover Angel and Collins' oneshot Gothy's going Down. It is amazing and totally expect that to happen.
Anyways, goodbye! Adios! Au revoir!
Hilow again! FAYE HERE ONE MORE! Uh... But call me Grimm okay? I like being called Grimm ;)
Gawwww! WASN'T THAT AN AWESOME CHAPTER?! WASN'T IT?!
Weeeeellll... (Hehe... If you take the first 3 letters that spells 'wee' :3.) PEACE OFF -BROFIST! BOOP- (did I also mention that I am kinda COMPLETELY OBSESSED with PewDiePie and Tobuscus? Especially Toby... I spent half an hour staring at a picture of him the other day... Pfft! What? Who are you calling creepy?! HOW DARE YOU!)