Haha, I don't think this is good, good, but I found it pretty amusing to write.

Disclaimer: Remember that none of this is mine, especially Pokemon and Twilight!

I is for Immortal

"Whaaa!!!" Her voice screeched through the house.

Dawn Hikari was screaming with joy as she clutched a book in her hands.

May and Misty ran into her room to see what was wrong, "Dawn, what's wrong?"

Dawn looked at her two best friends, "What are you talking about? I just finished reading the last of the Twilight series books! It is amazing!"

May saw three other books splayed out on her bed and walked up to them picking one up, "Is this what you've been up to for the last month?"

Dawn grinned," Yes! These books are amazing!"

Misty shook her head as May sat down on Dawn's bed reading the back of one of the books, "Dawn is saying books are amazing? Dawn, you hate to read anything but your teen magazines."

Dawn nodded, "I know, but my friend texted me on my poke-phone saying that I needed to check them out because they were amazing, and so I believed her because she never lied to me about amazing things and they were super amazing!"

May finished reading the back of one, "I've heard of these books, my friend from a while ago told me they were pretty good and I needed to read them, but I never found the time to."

May looked up at Dawn, "You want to tell me about it?"

Dawn smiled widely and then the two girls that already were seated on the bed ready looked at Misty.

Misty sighed and plopped down on the bed, "Fine, but make it fast, Ash is coming by to take me on our date soon."

Dawn and May looked at each other, smiled slyly and then chorused, "Oooh!"

Misty threw one of Dawn's pillow at them, "Shut it! Let's just hear it."

Dawn smiled, "Okay so it's about this totally plain girl named Isabella Marie Swan, or Bella. And she moves from Arizona with her mom, to Forks, Washington with her dad."

"She moves because she wants her mom and her mom's new husband to be able to travel around with each other because Phil, her mom's husband, is a baseball player."

"But then when she's at Forks, she befriends a bunch of people and she falls in love with this super hot godly guy named Edward Cullen."

"Him and his family are inhumanly gorgeous and it turns out that they're immortal vampires! But they are good vampires because they don't drink human blood, they drink animal blood. And usually human blood drinkers' eyes are blood red kind of but their eyes are gold!"

"The Cullen family is Carlisle Cullen, this hunky blond vampire who is the like leader of their coven and he's a doctor! Which is amazing cause usually vampires aren't doctors cause they can't stand being around blood you know?"

"And then there's Esme Cullen, she's Carlisle's super sweet wife and they've been married ever since like forever. She's way pretty too!"

"Then Edward Cullen, he's the first of everyone kind of, because Carlisle saved him first. Or rather changed him. And he's like a freaking superhero! He's always saving Bella and he can read minds! Except he can't read hers…."

"And there's Alice Cullen, she's supposed to be like pixie looking and super stylish. She is a psychic, so she can see into the future. But it isn't always clear."

"And there's Emmett Cullen! He's super huge! Like a bear! And he has curly hair."

"And there's Rosalie Hale, she's Emmett's girlfriend and she's super snotty. She's really pretty too! And she has long blond hair and looks like a super model!"

"And then there is Jasper Hale! He plays Rosalie's twin but they aren't really twins. And he's Alice's boyfriend and he can control emotions!"

For hours, Dawn told them about Twilight and its other books and then soon Ash, Drew, and Paul were at the door.

May stumbled out to get the door then opened it only to leave and the boys came in and closed the door behind them.

They walked into Dawn's room to see the four Twilight books and the girls in a deep discussion.

When Drew knocked on the door and all three guys cleared their throats loudly, the girls looked up, "Oh hey guys."

Then all three girls looked back and then turned back to their conversation and seemed to be speaking about something of the most importance.

They heard Dawn squeal as she said, "I'm like Jessica?? You think? But Paul is nothing like Mike!"

Then they heard May gasp, "Me like Bella? But Drew is nothing like an Edward!"

Then Misty fell off the bed and screamed, "No way am I like Rosalie! And that idiot over there is nothing like Emmett!"

Then Drew asked angrily, "What are you guys talking about?"

May looked back and said, "Immortal vampires."

Drew sauntered over and said, "Immortal vampires?"

"Yeah, and you are nothing like an immortal vampire." May said with a scoff and the two girls behind her agreed.

"What are vampires like?" Drew asked with a quirk of his eyebrow.

"Vampires are super hot, super strong, super fast, and immortal." May sighed as she melted to the ground.

Dawn groaned, "Why can't immortal vampires be real?"

Drew shrugged, "I don't know, but what I do know is that May is coming with me, I'm getting quite impatient."

With his comment he slung May over his shoulder and walked out with May screaming and flailing as he chuckled.

Dawn sighed, "If you think about it, that's kind of immortal vampire like. I mean Drew's strong enough to lift May up and he's kind of cute."

Misty sighed, "Too bad immortal vampires aren't real."

She stood up and took Ash's hand, "Come on, see you later Dawn."

With Dawn and Paul being the last ones in the room, Dawn sighed and picked up her books to put them on her small pink bookshelf.

Paul helped her pick the one nearest to him up and placed it on the shelf.

Dawn sighed again and before she knew it, she was pinned against her bed, "What are you doing Paul?"

Paul smirked arrogantly and said, "What if I told you I was an immortal vampire?"

Dawn laughed and rolled her eyes, "I wouldn't believe you."

Paul shrugged and said, "I may not be an immortal vampire, but you know what is immortal?"

Dawn shrugged and didn't expect the cheesy words that came out of Paul's mouth, "Our love."

Dawn laughed as Paul's usually pale face glowed slightly red and she said, "You're so sweet!"

She kissed him and said agreeing, "Our love is immortal."

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