A/N: I HAVE DECIDED! XD I'm not going to do the whole first reviewer things. I'll take requests as well! Any date that has not been done yet, is open.

DATES THAT I AM WORKING ON!

September 29th

December 15th

REVIEWS!

Minimus Prime: You did! XD Hope you likie!

Anonymous BW FG: XD! He's such a jerk! Just cause people liked you better! LOSER~ XD His is up next! Right after this one! XD I think you'll like his it was perfect!

Bluebutterflywitch: Inbox me or put your date in the next review and get to work on it! I only have two more days until the holiday break, and I'll have a whole bunch of free time to work. I'm getting a new computer too, so it will be so much easier! XD

Midnight Prime: XD who isn't sleep deprived these days lol. Of course I can! XD

Starscream growled as one of his thrusters began to malfunction. He just lost a lawsuit with the human government , and to go after the human "Anon". This was just his luck. He quickly dove down towards one of the islands below him to run a diagnostic, and hopefully have his nanites fix the problem.

He scrunched his face up in disgust as he landed. "Disgust Earth sand! Disgusting Earth sea water! Disgusting Earth!" Starscrem sat down against a palm tree, and began his scan.

"Hey, Idiot!"

Starscream glanced around. He could have sworn he heard somebody.

"Ha. Ha. Funny. Down here!"

Starscream glanced down, and raised an optic ridge at the small human girl. He didn't remember dropping a human on this island. He sent a glare down to her.

"Get off my tree. He doesn't like you sitting on him!" The girl seemed serious.

"Plants don't have feeling." Starscream retorted.

The girl glared. "Frank, does too have feelings! We're in love, and you will GET OFF HIM!"

Starscream's optics widened. And humans thought Decepticons were insane. "IT is a tree. Not a him. IT does not love you. I doubt anyone or thing ever will." He finally retorted.

The girls glare subsided. "Worth a shot. That tree has the best shade, and you're just going take it from me. Jerk."

Starscream rolled his optics. "I hope you burn."

"Jerk!" The kicked him only to hiss in pain, and start rubbing her foot. "Bastard!"

"You did that, weakling."

"It was your armor!"

"Your foot."

The two were silent for a while. "Minimus, by the way."

"I don't care."

Minimus sent a glare. "Jerk!"

"Is that the best insult you have, Flesh bag?"

Mimimus glared, and threw herself against a palm tree across from his. "Maybe."

Starscream smirked as his diagnostics completed. His thruster was repaired and he was ready to go. He stood up, and began to walk off. "Where are you going?"

Starscream turned to the flesh bag. "Leaving."

"Can you take me with you?"

"No."

"Please!"

"No."

"This is what I get isn't it. I steal a boat ONE TIME, and I end up on a deserted island with a tin can who refuses to help me! I bet you're just scared."

"I am not scared!" Starscream yelled back.

"Oh, yeah?"

Starscream transformed. "Of course not." His cock pit opened, and Minimus smiled as she climbed in. "Home, please."

"No."

Starscream smirked at Minimus as she screamed for him to come back. Anon looked out of the cockpit with concern. "Should we be leaving her?"

"Shut up." Starscream started his thrusters, ascended into the sky. "She's annoying, and I'd hate to have to drop you right back into that water."

Anon quickly covered her mouth. She knew he'd do it.