A/N: DECEMBER 15TH whoo! XD I am so sorry for any typos, or anything like that. I just got my new desktop, and I'm so used to using my laptop (I've had the poor thing for almost five years) that, I have no idea how to use this one, not to mention this one uses windows 8, so it's like I'm using a computer for the first freaking time!
I'm in a really biig hurry, so I have to answer reviews next chapter. I'M SORRRRYYYY
Dinowasp stared at the huge machine, and then at the huge robot holding it. The purple one eyed being nodded. "It is perfectly safe, human."
Dinowasp frowned. "Are you sure?"
"Yes, now look at your reflection on the berth or something while I fix this atrocity." The purple robot, Shockwave sighed as he turned back to his lump of metal.
Dinowasp smiled with pride as he climbed his way up the berth. "Stupid idiot." He head fell to the side as he stared at a huge bowl like object. A smirk crossed his features. "Wonder what it does."
Thundercracker growled as he walked into Shockwave's lab. "Where is he?"
"I take it you are looking for Skywarp."
"No, I'm looking a wire brush." Thundercracker rolled his optics.
Shockwave straighten up. "Why would you be looking for a wire brush. That is not logical."
"I was being sarcastic, Fragger."
"I see. I will go retrieve Skywarp then." Shockwave nodded as he walked away.
Thundercracker leaned against a berth, and raised an optic ridge at the human who was climbing his way up one of Shockwave's inventions. He frowned as he saw a similar device on his berth. "What the frag is this fragger working on in here?" He lifted the helmet type item and lifted it above his helm.
"THUNDERCRACKER!"
Thundercracker jumped at the surprise yell of his name, and released the object as it fell onto his helm. A pulsing sensation went through him, and all he saw was darkness.
Dinowasp opened his eyes and jumped as lines of data went through his brain. "Woah." His sight suddenly came to him, and he slowly sat up. His head fell to the side as he looked down at his hands, well, not his hands, were they hands?
"Woah."
"T.C! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER WAKE UP!"
Dinowasp jumped at the loud voice. It belonged to a purple and black robot with wings. "Woah."
The purple and black bot wrapped his in a hug. "T.C! Shockwave was doing weird things in my chest! Make him leave my warp drive alone!"
Dinowasp smirked. He wanted to yell at that bot for awhile. He stood up off the berth and glared at the one eyed bot. "Listen here, you ugly moron! I don't want you touching him anymore! Or-" He spotted a bright red button out of the corner of his vision. "Woah! What does that do?"
Skywarp frowned. "T.C, you okay?"
Dinowasp waved him off as he hypnotically walked towards the button. "I want… to press it."
Shockwave sent a glare. "Thundercracker, this act has gone on long enough. Do not touch that button."
"That just makes me want to touch it more!"
Skywarp smirked. "You know, I want to press it too."
Shockwave jumped inbetween them and the button. "Do not touch my button!"
Skywarp laughed. "He doesn't like us touching his buttons, T.C!"
Dinowasp started laughing hysterically, ignoring the strange glance Skywarp sent his way. "That's funny!"
Thundercracker groaned. "My spinal strut." He froze when he didn't get any data to inform him of what was going on around him. He heard talking, in fact, it was booming voices. It sounded like Skywarp's, and… His?
Thundercracker brought hand up to his face, wait. Hand? "AAAHHHH! WHAT THE FRAG DID YOU DO TO ME?"
Shockwave stood in front of Skywarp, and his frames. "Look what you did. You woke up my human." He pressed a button on his arm. "Observation: On orn 300 subject seems to be picking up cybertronian curses, and is beginning to expirence psychological outbursts."
"Shut up!" Thundercracker yelled. "Why am I inside this human body?"
Shockwave pressed another button on his arm. "Correction: Subject located mind swapper, and seems to have swopped minds with Thundercracker."
Skywarp snorted. "You're a human, TC! That means I could easily squish you!"
"You will do no such thing! I need that human!"
"I want to live!"
Shockwave stared at Thundercracker's body. "Dinowasp, shut up."
Everbody froze. Did Shockwave just..? Naw.
Shockwave cleared his intakes. "It is a simple fix. Dinowasp, please set back down on your berth."
"No way! I'm liking this body!"
Thundercracker glared at the human. "Get out of my body!"
Dinowasp glared back at his own human body. "FRREEEEEEDDDODOOOOMMM!" He quickly sprinted out of the door, and through the hallways.
Thundercracker stared wide eyed at what just happened. Skywarp laughed fully, and Shockwave pressed a button on his arm. "Note: Human, while inside Thundercracker's body, shouted 'freedom' as he unceremoniously sprinted away."
"Shut up, Shockwave!" Thundercracker growled.
Dinowasp stared down at the shiny floor with a frown. "Why do the floors have to be so freaking shiny?"
"What are you doing, Thundercracker?"
Dinowasp looked up, and smirked at the huge silver bot, Megatron, if he remembered correctly. "Your floor is really gorgeous. I love it. Do you think I could marry it, Lord Megatron?"
Megatron glared at him. "What are you talking about?"
"I'm in love with your floor!"
Megatron's optics widened. "Is it that fragging cupid, Skywarp keeps going on about. I will find that human baby, and destroy his arrows of love if it's the last fragging thing I do!" Megatron stomped down the halls leaving Dinowasp with his floor.
"GOTCHA!"
"AAAHHH!" Dinowasp jumped as arms reached around him, and a helmet was placed on his head. A quick feeling of electricity went through him before everything went dark.
Dinowasp groaned as he sat up. He glanced at his now human hand, and frowned. "Aww. Freedom was so close."
"It was not." Shockwave commented. "I have taken an ample amount of time to remove anything that will cause any sort of mishap again."
"Aww." Dinowasp frowned. "Now I'm sad."
