Q&A With Jack Frost

Chapter 2

Hey! Thank you all so much for reviewing, and f&f :) I appreciate all of this. All of your questions were very hard to decide on. Each one I read always lead me somewhere silly and awkward. However, this story doesn't end until I've used all of the questions you've all given me. We will have a special guest on this chapter, I won't tell you who, but she'll get her own her question from Jack. Enjoy!

Jack: Oh my gosh, those holes took like 9 hours to fix! Okay! Welcome to the show Q&A with Jack Frost! But sadly only the girls- Joy Amour and Tooth- are here. So this may be short guys!

Joy Amour: Jack, I swear I will kill you. I NEVER WANTED TO BE HERE BUT YOU KIDNAPPED ME ANYWAY.

Jack: Yes, and we have a very angry special guest right here O_O So, Joy, if you could be one other spirit for a day who would you pick and what would you do as that spirit?

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Jack: Hm, Joy?

Joy Amour: Uhm, the Spirit of Faith?

Jack: Why?

Joy Amour: Huh, well, so that I can give people faith?
Jack: *snorts* that's a stupid answer… Give me something more decent or precise.

Joy Amour: Well, I want to be the Spirit of Faith 'cause it's cool because, when believers begin to lose their faith in the Guardians, I will be there to give them faith.

Jack: *wakes up* I didn't do it! Huh? Oh umm… Yeah, great explanation Joy *nervous laugh*

Joy Amour: YOU FELL ASLEEP?! *shakes head in disappointment* Now I don't even know why I'm here…

Jack: Okay, moving on. Tooth what about you?

Tooth: I would be Cupid. He brings love to everyone who seems perfect for each other. Just like how I brought him to the show right now! Alright, I'll be right back. I gotta use the restroom.

Jack: Wha-

Cupid: HEY GUYS! Glad to be on your show. Hey where's Tooth?

Jack: In the restroom. Cupid what are you doing here?

Cupid: Uhh… I don't know. Can you… Uhh… Turn around please?

Jack: Okay…? *turns around*

Cupid: (Alright Cupid, get ready to shoot him. Tooth was paying you to do this.) *shoots arrow*

Pitch: AHA! I finally found yo- ohh… Do any of you know where Toothiana is? I must compliment her on how beautiful she is!

Jack: Pitch, since when did you start having a crush on Tooth?!

Pitch: Foreveeerrr!

Jack: Man, I've never heard Pitch sound so gay all my life O_O

Pitch: I HEARD THAT FROST. Where's Tooth?!

Jack: In the women's restroom. [:

Pitch: Oh, thank you! La la la la la… *skips into women's restroom*

Pitch: *runs out of restroom immediately* Wow. Who knew women's purses could be so heavy? (Must think of a plan on how to get Tooth)

Tooth: *walks out* (Jack's probably been shot already. Yippee! Now I can have him)

Tooth: *flies to Jack* Hello, Jack. How do I look?
Jack: Umm… Like how you look everyday?

Tooth: Heeheehee. Oh stop, you're such a flirt. *leans forward*

Jack: Wha-what are you doing?

Tooth: Jack, aren't you in love with me?

Jack: No! I only like you as a friend!

Tooth: Then who-

Pitch: Toothypie! There you are! Get off my woman, frost!

Tooth: *eyes widen* Oh no… *flies away*

Pitch: No, stay here my Cute Tooth!

Tooth: WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME?!

Jack: *jaw drops open* CUPID DID YOU FREAKING DO THIS?!

Cupid: She told me she'd pay me if I did! *flies away*

Jack: What crazy fangirls of mine do these days to have me…

Fangirl: OH MY GOSH I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

Fangirl: HAVE MY BABY!

Fangirl: CAN I FREAKING KISS YOU?!

Fangirl: I WANT YOU!

Jack: Sorry this was cut short a bit! I gotta run from these crazy fangirls! But Joy one last question! What would you do if I had children and I was a prince from a kingdom called 'Zelawien'?

Joy Amour: Children?! Prince?! WHAT?! I would frown, but that takes up forty-two muscles on my face… Instead! I would use four muscles to pick my arm and slap you in the face for being ridiculous!

Jack: Okay thanks for telling me! Bye! I'M DROWING IN FANGIRLS! SOMEBODY SAVE MEEEE!

Question from guardianofartbravery and question that was saved for Joy Amour from Miyu Hanazono! Review, and tell me what spirit you would be for a day, and why. Also, you can include a question, so maybe you can be the one in charge of the next chapter's question. Hope you liked it and laughed :D But remember, I will use every question you guys give me, so this story may be endless.

~FG27