Q&A with Jack Frost

Chapter 3

I'm back! With a new chapter ready for all of ya! Why didn't I get as much questions as before? :( Notify: There's gonna be some cavity here.

Jack: Hello guys, welcome to the show, Q&A with Jack Frost! Sadly, Bunny's still in his little garden painting some eggs. I'm not exactly gonna ask the Guardians a question, we're gonna play a prank on Pitch! Special thanks to our special guest, Vexus, the Spirit of Truth and Lies! But remember, Cupid's arrow hasn't worn out yet.

Pitch: Help me! They tied me onto this chair that might break down because of my weight! AND I DON'T WANNA FALL! IT'S TOO HIGH FROM THE GROUND!

Jack: Pitch, the chair is only 3 feet.

Pitch: That's the whole point! IT'S SO HIGH! Let me down!

Jack: Yeesh. We'll let you after we ask you questions. Alright, less whining like a baby, and more questions! Vexus, do your thing.

Vexus: Right! *sprinkles truth telling dust*

Jack: I'll give you each a question to ask Pitch. Sandy, you're first.

Sandy: Hey Pitch, is that the only thing you wear each day?

Pitch: (must not tell them the truth!) No, I wear much more than this! *slaps mouth* (I was supposed to say yes, so that he won't ask me what else I wear, not no!)

Sandy: So, what else do you wear?

Pitch: I wear… Some black and grey robes, unicorn costumes, Toothiana's fallen feathers, and I sometimes wear prom dresses of my daughter when she isn't home… I can't resist! They're so beautiful! And then I put grapefruits on my chest and then cover it with a shirt of hers, and then put make-up on. Sometimes I just wear my underwear and that's it. (WHY DID I SAY THAT?! I just gave out my embarrassment in public. It's like my mouth has a mind of its own!)

Sandy: I-is this the right Pitch? Or did we steal a woman…?

Jack: O_O that's… What he wears?

Tooth: He wears MY FEATHERS?! WHAT THE FREAK MAN?!

North: My turn to ask question. Pitch, what do you when you're bored?

Pitch: Well that's easy! I play with My Little Pet Shop or My Little Pony! Pinky Pie and Rainbow Dash are my favorites. Easy! (AGH! That's even worse!)

Jack/North/Sandy/Tooth/Vexus/Cupid: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pitch: SHUT YOUR MOUTHS!

Tooth: My tuuurn~! Pitch, what are some of your hobbies?

Pitch: Some of my hobbies are giving children nightmares, hanging posters of Tooth, dancing, all that kind of stuff. (LORD HAVE MERCY ON ME!)

Tooth: :I to the first, O_O to the second, and XDDD to dancing!

Jack: One last question, Pitch what are your feelings for Toothiana the Tooth Fairy?

Pitch: I love her very much, and I have very strong feelings for her. *looks at Tooth with an evil smirk*

Tooth: BLAGH! Sorry, I threw up on you Cupid! I'm just not used to him being 'accidentally shot'.

Cupid: SERIOUSLY TOOTH?! Ohh… You're gonna pay for this… Uh… What is this? THIS TAN STUFF I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

Tooth: (Must hide in women's restroom! Cupid's a boy!)

Cupid: Come on out, and fight like a man!

Tooth: I'M NOT A MAN!

Cupid: Ah! Whatever!

Pitch: Now can you let me go?

Jack: Fine… *unties Pitch*

Pitch: Yay! I'm free! La la la la la la~! *runs to the exit*

A loud shriek was heard, a SLAP, and the familiar BLAGH noise from Tooth was heard again.

Pitch: *comes back in with vomit all over* that was not the exit!

Pitch: So long fools! *runs into wall*

Jack: o_o who's the fool now? XD

Pitch: You! *runs into a pole* AGH… When will I ever escape?

Jack: You know you were right beside the exit. But anyway, nice parkour :D NOW GO HOME.

Pitch: Curse… You… Jack… *teleports home*

Jack: Or he could've used that o.O

Cupid: Umm… Jack?

Jack: Oh Cupid! You're all cleaned up! Soo what do you want?

Cupid: Jack… I came here to say that the arrow wore off as soon as you said a word of your question for Pitch.

Jack: :CO_O :O WHUTTHEFREAKWHUTTHEFREAKWHUTTHEFREAKWHUTTHEFREAKWH UTTHEFREAKWHUTTHEFREAKWHUTTHEFREAKWHUTTHEFREAK?! So his answer was actually real?! Well, besides Vexus giving him the truth sprinkle. BUT. WITHOUT. THE. ARROW?!

Cupid: Yeah… Well, I gotta go change my diaper. It's overflowing.

Jack: TMI man! Gross!

Well, umm… Did you think it was funny? :) I really tried on this one. I got sick; therefore, it decreases my humor only when I am sick. Thanks to ObsidianLove for the suggestion. Oh and review plz! I didn't get as much though as first chapter …