Disclaimer: I really don't own twilight
I know that you wanted part 2 of Brothers stick together - literally but I don't have any ideas for that right now... If you could post some ideas for it in your reviews, it would really help! All I've got so far is all of them trying to play twister when they're stuck together.
I got asked if I was Emmett's long lost twin... I take this AS A COMPLIMENT!
On with the story!
Supervision
Police sirens wailed past the Cullen mansion, screeching like devils. Carlisle sighed as the sound drilled into his eardrums. "Ow," he complained as he flicked aimlessly through the channels. The 'children' were at school and Carlisle had nothing to do. He was so used to shouting at them for trivial things that without them here, life was quite boring.
A news report caught his eye. "Oh...shit!" Carlisle yelped, releasing one of his rare profanities. "Esme! Get here quick!"
Esme was downstairs in a whirl of caramel hair. She was currently obsessed with the 'gangsta' style and therefore was clad in baggy, faded jeans, a white t-shirt - displaying something that she would kill the kids if they repeated - and a lopsided baseball cap. "Yo" she said, ruining the effect by smiling. When she looked at the television, she gasped and dropped her baseball cap.
"School terror after blood testing, multiple homicide committed by 'vampires'." The headline read whilst the newsreader blared about how it was unholy.
The vampires quickly abandoned the T.V and rushed outside to the sleek, black Mercedes; Esme sobbing tearlessly because she had dropped her baseball cap and got it dusty.
When they arrived at the school, it was a mess. Bodies lay strewn across the grass and half of the building had collapsed pitifully. Jasper was being loaded into a mental asylum van, blood trickling down his chin. Edward smiled and said in a winning voice "Hahahahahahhahaha! I got Mike! I got Mike!"
Meanwhile, Emmett had proceeded to smash a man-in-white against a wall. "That's for telling me fairies aren't real!" He sobbed before running off to cry.
"We need to give them parental supervision..." Carlisle sighed.
Sorry this one isn't funny, I was bored and had nothing better to do. (Sad huh?) Anyways the next one will be better; Adios!