Disclaimer: Don't own twilight or any of it's characters. Or family guy (Where I got the idea). Or - sadly - my own tube of extra-strong adhesive (superglue to you and me.)

Thanks to: jamstar4eva and twilightaholic77297 for reviewing the last chapter; thank you!

This is part 2 of brothers stick together - literally with the game of twister!I will do a part 3 if anyone gives me any ideas in their reviews so REVIEW PEOPLES!!!

Brothers stick together - literally part 2: Twister

Jasper's POV

Death.

It comes to everyone, twisting and turning - sometimes delayed - but always looming over life. Like a vulture. Or a speeding train, heavy and unmovable. (A/N: Except to vampires lol) As I sat on the sofa with my arm super glued to Emmett's and my other arm wrapped around Alice I knew that I'd been staring death in the face for too long. It was my time.

In the middle of the room was a seemingly innocent mat with twister littered across it in bold letters. Emmett gazed at it with a grin; a sort of sadistic reverence. My eyes met Edward's and I could see that he too, was scared. His eyes were wide and he gulped slightly.

I'll stop this, I thought, knowing he could hear as I picked up a large, metal ornament. Lifting it quickly and quietly, I slammed it hard into Emmett's thick skull.

CLANG! The ornament made a satisfying noise as it crashed into it's target. A large dent - shaped exactly to the shape of Emmett's head - formed on the cold metal.

"What was that for?!" Emmett complained loudly.

"Organising this" I snarled back.

"Oh cool!" Emmett yelled, looking at the exact face-print of his own head.

"MINE!" Rosalie screeched, half-demented and frothing from the mouth. Evidently, she was missing Emmett at 'nights'. (A/N: to slow people; sex) She rushed out of the room murmuring what sounded like "My pressuse," and stroking the ornament.

"It's all set up," Carlisle murmured nervously to us.

"Great!" Emmett boomed delightedly jumping up and attempting to pull us with him. Alice wriggled out of my arm but I stayed where I was. So did Edward. "Oh, COME ON!" Emmett whined at us in a nursery child's voice. "It'll be fun!"

Yeah fun. Otherwise known as getting yourself set up for embarrassment. I wasn't going to move.

I scowled up at my 'older brother' as I attempted to get my arm back unsuccessfully. Emmett and his crazy ideas; he acted like he was seven not - technically - around seventy.

Emmett - being the strongest vampire in the house and also Emmett - jerked me and Edward's arms forwards. Unsurprisingly, we ended up crashing to the floor with a thunderous BANG!

"Ow," I complained, pushing my hair out of the way of my eyes, "What was that for?"

"You wouldn't come," he grinned, snorting like a stuffed pig.

With as much dignity as I could muster, I hauled myself to my feet. "Okay..." I sighed.

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It was brutal. Within five minutes we were crushed into a tangled heap. Oblivious to this, Emmett continued to grin delightedly. The worst thing was, he was still wearing the Shakira costume. Ew...

"Right foot yellow," Carlisle decreed.

How?! I thought savagely, I can scarcely move!

"I know," Edward's muffled voice came from somewhere in the tangled heap, "Just hurry up."

I jerked my foot reflectively towards the yellow side. "Ow!" Emmett protested as I 'accidentally' kicked him in the shins. Suddenly, my balance wavered (due mainly to the superglue) and I crashed to the floor. Seconds later, Edward also tottered and fell.

"YAY!" Emmett screeched, "I WIN!"

He jumped up - naturally forgetting that we were stuck to him - and started doing a victory dance.

His arms swung wildly through the air and we went with them; Edward hitting an antique mahogany table and me hitting an ancient, expensive oak cabinet. Glass fell in little shards. It wasn't painful but it was unpleasant. My ears rang as Esme screamed; not because we might be hurt, but because we had broken the table and the cabinet.

"GO TO YOUR ROOMS!" She screeched then paused, "ROOM!"

"Damn," Emmett giggled as we went upstairs.

Yeah, this is the only idea I had so... Hope you like ;)