Q&A With Jack Frost
Chapter 5
I'm super sorry I didn't update! Please forgive me, my brother broke my computer with a crowbar :(
Jack: Hallo everyone! We're back with another Q&A with le me! So, it turns out we have another special guest on here. ZEBRA, WHAT WAS HER NAME?!
Zebra: Her name was Angel Frost Fla- flamingo? Flamehhh? Flame!
Angel: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Jack: O3O Why hello!
Angel: HAI.
Jack: (O o O) Hi
Angel: Hi! :D
Jack: HAAAAII! :D
Angel: … hi
Jack: HAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII!
Angel: I SAID HI ALREADY WHAT DO YOU WANT.
Jack: :D A pink elephant!
Angel: D:
Jack: O3O So, Angel, do you like candy?
Angel: :D YEAH I LIKE CANDY.
Jack: Do you like Klondike Bars?
Angel: … Yesh… Why?
Jack: What would you do for one?
Angel: I would… THROW UGLY DONUTS AT PITCH FOR ONE!
Jack: :D YEAAAHHHH!
Angel: LET'S DO IT! PITCH! COME HERE! I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU!
Pitch: WHAT. DO. YOU. WANT. I was having a makeover with my daughter!
Angel: O3O
Jack: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT.
Pitch: Ugh. You want another cookie don't you?
Jack: N-no… What makes you think that? O_O
Pitch: What do you want Kat?
Jack: Kat? Who's that? HEEEY I RHYMED! Kat and that!
Angel: That's my other name. Only few people know.
Jack: How does he know?! HE LOOKS LIKE A CONSTIPATED UGLY BIRD!
Pitch: I'm standing right here Jack.
Jack: AND THOSE EYES! THEY LOOK LIKE A RETARD STARTED POKING THEM!
Pitch: Still standing here.
Angel: -_-
Jack: Hmm… What were we here for again? Oh yeah! To throw ugly donuts at you! :D
Pitch: What?! Throw ugly donuts at me?! But I am the great and powerful Kozmotis Pitchi-
Angel: Hey shut up already! I WANNA THROW A DONUT AT YOU.
Jack: Kids, if someone looks like they're sad, depressed, or heartbroken like Pitch, he's probably just hungry. So please, spare an ugly donut, anything. Heck, even a dead rat would do.
Angel/Pitch: … What...
Jack: Kat, guess what?
Angel: What?
Jack: I take showers naked…
Angel: Me too…
Pitch: Who doesn't take showers naked?!
Jack/Angel: You…
Pitch: I take showers naked!
Angel: Nuh uh. Jack and I take showers with the brand, Naked. While you take showers while singing!
Jack: Pitch turned into a woman. The end.
Angel: Hey Jack, can I say it?
Jack: Say what?
Angel: You know, the thing.
Jack: OHH! That thing!
Angel: Mhmm. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Angel Frost Flame, aka Kat. And now, I shall fly like a fabulous potato!
Sorry it was short!
This was actually requested by my friend. An uber random chapter. Suggestion for Klondike bar from RoxanneTheGreat.
If you want, write a question down, so maybe you can be in charge of the next chapter's question. Hope you liked it! :D