I really can't be bothered to write the other chapter of BST yet so that will be next chapter.

I got this idea in Physics when Joe found a greenfly on his science book and named him 'Gary.' Unfortunately, he accidentally killed Gary so this is dedicated to *sob* Gary's memory! *Goes to cry in corner.*

Disclaimer: Twilight isn't mine. Although book-Jasper does live in the back of my head. (Don't ask! It's not good for anyone's mental health.)

So... On with the story!

Gary The Greenfly

Warm milk had more appeal than this particular lesson did. The seniors sat in a tepid stupor, listening to Mrs Varnes droning on about Nuclear Fission. "...And the neutron collides with the nucleus to form an unstable isotope, which splits in two then explodes, thus completing the Nuclear Fission..." A collective yawn echoed around the classroom, only to be broken by Emmett Cullen's frantic screaming.

"It's a greenfly! A greenfly! Wow it's so cute! Jazz look at the pretty greenfly!" Jasper found himself just inches from a tiny green insect that scuttled across the palm of Emmett's hand in terror.

"Yeah, yeah..." Jasper sighed, too used to his brother's bizarre fascination with - well - pretty much anything, to get irritated about the little creature.

"I'm gonna name him Jeremy! No..." Emmett paused for a minute, scrunching his face up in intense concentration. "I'm gonna name him... GARY! Gary the greenfly!" Emmett whooped whilst Jasper attempted to find the reason why God hated him so much.

"Rose! Look at the greenfly! It's so prettyful!" Emmett crowed to his wife, who was sitting right in front of him.

"That's nice dear," Rosalie sighed quietly as she stared at the repulsive insect in Emmett's palm.

Emmett dropped it. "Where is he?" he whimpered quietly, sobbing tearlessly, "where's Gary?" His bottom lip jutted out a little as he dived under the table, sending it flying.

"EMMETT CULLEN!" Mrs Varner cried "what in the world do you think you're doing?!"

"Lookin' for a pen." Emmett's muffled voice came from near the floor.

"Well hurry up!" The teacher decreed.

When she finally walked away, Emmett emerged from beneath the upturned desk. "Gary's twitching..." he mumbled sadly.

"It's dying, you must have squashed it," Jasper sighed, poking the dying corpse with his pinkie finger.

Emmett swelled like a bullfrog "He is a HE not an IT!" He screeched at Jasper before cradling the limp creature in his hand. "I'll save you Gary!" he yelled before inconspicuously biting the insect. It started to twitch and convulse in his palm, like it was having a fit. If it could have spoken at all, it would have been screeching in agony. Jasper and Rosalie sighed in synchronisation.

The greenfly's transformation lasted a shorter time than a human's. By the end of the lesson, it had stopped twitching and was gazing at them with thirsty blood red eyes. It jumped on Jacob (who was in the room for NO reason) and started draining him completely of blood.

"Pest control?" Jasper murmured into a sleek black cell-phone, "yes, we have rather a big problem here..."

Emmett just laughed as Jacob screamed.

Like I said, don't ask. Just don't! Definitely not good for ANYONE'S mental health!

See ya next chappy!

Ja ne! (Informal goodbye in Japanease)