A/N: Surprise update! XD

REVIEWS!

Autobotschic: Here you go! In all the glory that is this birthday scenario! XD Starscream doesn't know the meaning of insult!

Bluebutterflywitch: XD right! I'll try my best to keep him away from you in the future! XD They did! XD It's their hobby to go around spiking drinks. Prowl keeps punishing them, but it doesn't help!

Red deserves to be felt sorry for. Everybody wants to pick on him all the time! XD

XD it can't get any worse! -looks at the next scenario for you- I take that last comment back...

Tavia99: XD of course I can!

Chika glanced around the school's parking lot nervously. Her hands fidgeted inside the purple and black hoodie she wore. She released a sigh. It was clear. She slowly turned around towards the school, and froze as the thunder like sound. "Really?" She didn't bother turning around, and instead sprinted into the school.

Chika quickly put in her locker combination, and opened her locker. She sighed as at least ten papers fell out. "No!" She groaned as she picked the papers up, and shoved them back into her locker. She pulled out the book she was looking for, and rushed to her first class, making it through the doorway just in time for the tardy bell.

"Hey, Chika!" Her friend waved as she made her way down the rows of desks.

"Hey."

"I heard what happened. I can't believe somebody would seriously handcuff you to a store's door."

Chika laughed at the cover story. "Yeah. What a freaking jerk!"

"I am sorry for the interruptions, but I cannot believe I even have to say this. Whoever owns the purple and black fighter jet, I'm going to have to ask you to get it off campus. Thank you."

Chika groaned. "You have got to be kidding me!"

Kids rushed to the window to see the big jet in the parking lot. Chika quickly snuck out of the room, and pulled her hood over her head. She ran out of the school, and stomped up to the jet.
"Go away!"

The jet sat where it was.

"Okay, it was funny when you warped in the middle of my street, in front of my house. It was pretty entertaining when you made that little kid wet his pants by almost landing on him, but after those two things it got old! I don't like you! GO AWAY!"

The jet sat silently.

Chika stomped her foot. "STOP FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE I GO!"

The jet continued sitting there.

"Alright. Tell me why you're following me, and I won't call Optimus Prime. I have his number! I wouldn't let go until he told me!"

"I like following you. I'm in love."

Chika frowned. "No. Absolutely not! Skywarp, leave me alone!"

"No. I'm in love. I even brought poisonous spiders. Human femmes like those, don't they?"

"NO!" Chika ran behind a car. "Don't you dare release any poisonous spiders! I'll kick you!"

"You don't like poisonous spiders?" Skywarp sagged. "Starscream told me if I wanted to whoo a femme, give them poisonous spiders."

"Was there more to that?"

"Yeah, cause I wouldn't be able to get a living femme any- oh. Son of glitch!" Skywarp cursed. "I hate screamer!"

Chika snorted. "Poor guy. Oh well. Just stop following me!"

"No. I love you, and I will learn how to whoo you!" With a blink of the eye, the jet was gone.

Chika frowned. "I'm going home." She slowly walked out of the school parking lot, and down the street to her house.

The next day, Skywarp was sitting in the middle of Chika's road. "Shizz." She sighed as she tiptoed through her house, and out the door. "What?"

"I brought chocolate!" Skywarp's cockpit flew open, and a brown bag fell out.

Chika caught it, and opened it up. She raised an eyebrow. "Where did you get this?"

"It was laying on the ground in a pile!"

Chika placed the bag on the ground and slowly backed away. "It's shit, not chocolate."

Skywarp sagged again. "Slag. I thought I would whoo you for sure this time." And once again, the jet was gone.

Chika laid in her bed, and jumped as her window shattered. "What the hell?"

"Whoops."

Chika growled as she stomped up to the shattered window. "What?"

"I brought flowers!" Skywarp brought out a Cybertronian fist full of roses. "You like roses, yes?"

"Those are yellow. A sign for friendship. Red is for Love."

Skywarp smirked. "I have red too!" He brought his other fist up as well. "We can be friends with benefits!"

"I hate you." Chika groaned.

"I LOVE YOU! I'LL NEVER GIVE UP ON YOU!"

Chika laid down in her bed. "Kill me now."