A/N: Bluebutterflywitch, you always choose the funniest days. XD you just make it so easy to torture for me XD

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Anonymous BW FG: Haha! Thanks

Bluebutterflywitch: Jazz wrongs everybody! He likes to sabatage them by signing them out, and making them look stupid! One of my deleted scenes was her with her husband, and Skywarp glaring always almost stepping on him. XD

Autobotschic: XD Thanks! I try! Skywarp is still following you. He's rather stbborn.

Tavia99: XD I would have too!

Butterfly rolled over, and snuggled against the warm frame beside her. She wrapped her arm around him, and jumped when she heard a tink. "What the?" She quickly opened her eyes, and jumped up. She stared down at her… Berth? What? She looked over to the form on the berth. Bright yellow, fish like fin sticking off the side of his had.

"Oh hell no." Butterfly jumped off the berth. "WHAT THE HELL?"

Sunstreaker rolled over, and narrowed his optics. "Butterfly, what the frag are you doing. Get back in the berth."

"Get back in the-? What the hell is going on!"

"Slaggit Butterfly! Are you seriously doing this right now? We got bonded like a week ago. Will you stop doing this every night!"

"Bonded? I'm human!"

Sunstreaker sent a skeptical glare at her. "Really? Well, you're a fragging huge metallic human then."

Butterfly jumped and brought her hands up. They were metallic claws. A blue light was shimmering off of them. "HOLY SHIT!"

Sunstreaker glared at Butterfly as she stomped down the hall. "What the frag is your problem? We can't go to Ratchet this early in the morning! He'll kill my paint job!"

Butterfly turned and glared. Her new orange doorwings flicked up. "Do not mess with me MOFO! What's going on? Some kind of simulator for humans to understand what it's like to be an Autobot? Huh? Is that what this is?"

"Sweetspark, if that's what this was do you really think I'd bond with you, a human?"

Butterfly glared. "We're not bonded!" She quickly turned and continued her way to the Med bay.

"Sweetsp-"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" Butterfly burst through the doors. "RATTTTCCCCHHHHHEEEETTT!"

"What are you doing!" Sunstreaker growled.

"I'm fixing this!" Butterfly glared. "RAATTTCCCHHHEEETTT."

"WHAT THE FRAG DO YOU WANT!"

"Why am I cybertronian!"

Ratchet sent a strange glance at Butterfly. "Really? You wake me up at… two o'clock in the morning to ask why the odds were for you to be sparked as a Cybertronian?"

"Sparked as a- I WAS HUMAN YESTERDAY!"

"You were bonded almost a week ago! You're making no sense. I swear to Primus, if this is one of your pranks, I'll murder you!" Ratchet glared.

"TELL ME WHY I WOKE UP IN THIS BODY NEXT TO THAT PSYCHOPATH!"

"Because you were sparked into that body, and you're bonded to that psychopath!"

Butterfly growled. "I'LL MURDER YOU IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! YOU'LL BE RIGHT UNDER PERCEPTOR AND JAZZ!"

Sunstreaker backed away slowly. "I'm going to leave."

"NO, YOU'RE GOING TO SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, AND TAKE THIS LIKE A MECH!" Butterfly yelled.

"Ratchet, is everything alright?" Optimus peeked into the room.

Butterfly glared back at the huge mech. "Sit your ass down. Sit it right next to Sunstreaker's." Optimus backed up. "I SAID SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!"

Optimus quickly sat down next to Sunstreaker, he bent over. "You bonded to that."

"I regret nothing."

"SHUT UP!" Butterfly turned back to Ratchet. "Get me out of this body, and into mine, or I'll hurt you. ALL OF YOU!"

Ratchet glared, and raised his fist.

Butterfly frowned. "Fuck."

Ratchet brought his fist down, a wrench gripped inside. Butterfly heard the clang as she slowly fell to the floor.

Butterfly shot up. "Shit!" She jumped as her roommate hung over the top bunk.

"What's wrong, Butterfly?"

"I had a horrible dream. I was Cybertronian, and bonded to Sunstreaker."

"He's hunky." Her roommate purred.

"It was a nightmare!"