A/N: For: Guest
The Guest peeked around the corner of the huge alien ship. They had been here a couple of times, sneaking through the halls, and watching the huge metallic beings go about their life. Their horrible, violent, gruesome lives.
Seriously! The Guest had never seen so much fighting in one place! It was like World War II all over again!
The guest looked over their shoulder to make sure their backpack was still there. They had it stuffed with liter bottles of Mnt. Dew Voltage, and they planned to use it to their fullest potential.
The first time they snuck in, they had noticed the stuff the huge robots drank was a blue color, much like the Mountain Dew. A huge smirk crossed The Guest's face. It wasn't everyday a person got the chance to prank huge robots.
The Guest carefully kept to the wall as they made their way through the halls. They made sure that they remembered the way to what they called "The Refuel Station". Just to make sure, the last couple of times they had come to the huge buildings, They made a white line with chalk so that they could follow it.
The Guest soon reached the door they were looking for. All they needed now was a huge robot to walk to it so the doors would open. They'd just have to wait it out.
In truth, The Guest didn't have to wait long. Within ten minutes, a feminine looking robot came strutting through the hall, and walked straight to the door. The door slid open, and The Guest booked it into the huge room.
The Guest watched the robot that walked in, and followed 'her' to a table. She sat down, and a purple servant as The Guest called them, sat a blue cube on the table. The Guest slowly climbed onto the table, and used the cube as a hiding place.
"And you're sure this is Mid grade this time?" The female glared. "Last time you slagging morons put high grade in the fragging cube. Try it and make sure!"
The Guest pushed bent down and slipped their fingers under the cube that was their size. With a strained groan, they pushed the huge cube over as the purple servant went reaching for it. The cube spilled over the female robot.
In reaction, the female quickly stood up, but the liquid was already on her, dripping down her armor. "What the slag?" She glared at the servant, and let out a low growl. "I, Airachnid, will destroy you!"
The purple servant ran off as the female stomped off. This was the Guest's chance. The jumped up, grabbed the cube's side, and pulled it back over. They ripped their back pack off their back and pulled out a the first liter bottle. They opened it, and flinched at the hiss.
Nobody noticed.
The Guest smirked as they started pouring the blue liquid in.
By the time The Guest was finished, the cube was half full with the light blue liquid. Thicker pieces of the other darker colored substance floated around, but let's face it, there was no way the idiotic robot would notice it. She was too dull to even notice them.
The female robot walked back and glanced down at the cube. "At least the idiot was smart enough to pour me a new cube." She raised the cube to her face and took a sip. Her 'eyes' widened and she spit the Mountain Dew out. "DISGUSTING!" She threw the cube to the ground before running out yelling in a strange warbles and beeps.
The Guest snickered as they climbed off the table and ran to the door before it shut. They walked down the hall, back out of the ship, with a huge smile on their face. "Stupid robots."