A/N: I am not even going to ask myself where this came from.
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA
Pink
Pink was a stupid colour. He had always despised those girls who donned themselves from head to toe with it, although for some peculiar reason, he had often dated girls who did just that. There was just something about the colour that was distinctively nauseating. It was far too cheerful, but falsely so. It was as if someone had used pink to fool people into believing everything was perfect, happy- go-lucky. Pink was just an imitation of red really, but failed miserably to have any of reds magnificence and pride. Yes, pink was a stupid, useless, pathetic excuse for a colour.
So it was understandable that Riza had given him an odd look when he ended up buying three sets of pink clothing for their new baby daughter.
A/N: please review.