Hello mina-san! Actually, someone asked a while ago for an interview with Robin and Nami, the only two on the ship who know of Luffy and Zoro's intimate relationship. Heheh, I thought I'd finally add it in (:

noona x

WARNING: Coarse language and imagery.

~Hello Robin san, Nami san. Some readers have a few questions about ZoLu-

N: Of coarse! It's one of our favourite topics!

R: Not a problem.

~Ah, yay! ^.^ Okay first is, how would you describe Zoro and Luffy's relationship?

N: Baka. They think exactly the same way; stupidly! I would feel sorry for any other person who had to be with them. But at the same time, they also constantly worry about each other, it's touching.

R: (laughs) I quite like their unique relationship, I haven't read much about it before, but from what I've seen, it's very exciting.

~Robin san, I didn't know you were so into it :o

R: Well, they pound each other on a day to day basis, when one is bored, why not watch? ^^

~ …. True... Then how about you Nami san?

N: I agree with Robin, though my eyes can't appear anywhere (cries) most of the time I "accidentally" walk in on them, but they're too into it that they don't notice.

~I see. And how come no one else has figured it out yet?

(both laugh menacingly)

N: It's more fun when it's our little secret xP

R: Truthfully, it would be awkward if the other boys found out, they might constantly torment Luffy and Zoro.

N: Then Luffy and Zoro might break up!

~(gasp) That would be awful! D:

R: That's right, then we would suffer from lack of ZoLu action.

~Best ZoLu moment?

N: When I caught them cuddling behind the mast! It was adorable! But Zoro gapped it so fast when he realised I was there, that stubborn swordsman (huff).

R: Hmmm... Probably on the first night we were all back together after 2 years. They couldn't keep their eyes off each other, no matter how hard they tried!

~Thank you very much for you're time! Keep up the good work!

R: My pleasure.

N: Eh, eh, Noona san, you're paying me for this right?

~._.