Author's Notes: Well, here(finally) is another part to A Collection of Insults, a tale of Wowbagger and his exploits. Feel free to comment and review, and read my brilliant story. And I must say, it is quite brilliant. (Conceited? Not me! It's just that I am what I am.)
The Cybermen are terrifying beings. Humans whose brains are transferred to metal suits, with all emotions removed are not the nicest of all aliens. In fact, the only person(or other) to have messed with them regularly and live was the mythical Doctor. He frequently, often, and regularly stopped the Cybermen and the most devious and malicious of their evil plots with almost childish glee. it was most odd. But no one else ever stopped or insulted the Cybermen.
Until one fateful day that may or may not be in December, March, or even July in any small backwater planet in the unfashionable end of the Western spiral arm of the Galaxy.
The Cybermen stood in front of the door, guarding it. If they had emotions, they would have been bored. The kind of bone deep bored that happens when you are looking at the clock and it still says you have four hours left at school or work. But they were Cybermen. The scourge of the universe, villains of most evil intent.
They do not feel bored. It is beneath them.
And then they were surprised. Or, they would have been. For a vaguely saucer-shaped alien space ship dropped out of the sky. It landed, slowly and gracefully. The ramp extended to the ground. A tall, very alien, figure appeared.
And it coughed, checked a notepad, and said," You are a dunce. All of you. Completely stupid. You are also very dull." It coughed again, as if slightly embarrassed by its next sentence. "You are Cybermen, right?"
The Cybermen, who somehow managed to convey slight confusion despite a lack of emotions, answered in a cold, mechanical voice. "That is correct. We are Cybermen. We will conquer the universe."
The alien sighed. "You're delusional, that's what you are."
And he turned and left. The Cybermen stood there as he entered the spaceship, and it shot up into the sky.
In a very un-Cybermen like way, one said (In a cold mechanical voice), "That was odd."
Author's Notes: Soooo, what did you think? Feel free to review and say anything you want(within reason. I do not want to hear about what you heard from a friend of a friend of a friend. Call me weird.) And don't forget: As you should never trust a plastic hippo, always look under the origami frog. Just a word of advice.