Warning: This episode consist of mature language to the immature ears. If any of the characters in this episode are your favorites and you don't like how they are being treated, well go kill yourself. Please enjoy the show... or not!
What's Up
With Jazzy Boo and Mickee
Audience applauds
Jasmine- (walking into the room) Hello everyone and welcome to the new and approved set of What's up
Audience applauds
Jasmine- I am your host Jasmine!
Mikayla- (seated) And I'm Mikayla.
Jasmine- And today we have a special guest helping us host today. She is no stranger to the spotlight, please welcome Emma Stone.
Audience applauds
Emma-(walk out and take a seat beside the hosts) Hey everyone. I'm glad to be here today.
Jasmine- Emma let me just say that I truly love you. Easy A… best movie ever.
Emma- Thank you. And I love this talk show you guys have. It's really cute.
Mikayla- Um, thanks.
Jasmine- Well, let's get to our segment for the day. Everyone has had their favorite shows right, but there was that one chick that you just knew you weren't gonna like. That girl that just erks every lasts nerve in your body til you just wanna strangle her.
Emma- A-men
Jasmine- Well that's what our segment's bout today. Today we have with us the most hated females, so help me to welcome Sakura, Kagomi, Megumi, Lucy, Amy, Maka, and Princess Peach.
Audience boos
They walk in and take a seat
Jasmine- Welcome men. You already know why you're here.
Lucy-(sad) I can't believe people hate me.
Jasmine- With all respect I actually like you Lucy.
Sakura- What about me?
Jasmine- Bitch, did I say talk?
Sakura- (mouth drops)
Mikayla-(laughs) Well, I for one hate most you.
Jasmine- I hate all of you except for two.
Emma- And I don't know you.
Megumi- I understand people are being total haters. Of course not everyone can be as beautiful as me.
Peach- You tell them girl.
Jasmine-(angry and sitting up in her seat) Hey, if you were smart, you'll shut yo face.
Maka- Why are we here?
Mikayla- Well, Ms. Maka, we have you all here to ask questions.
Emma-(waving) Hi, I will be asking the question, so first question; Sakura how does it feel to know that you'll be forever lonely?
Sakura-(shocked) Well um,… I don't know how to…
Jasmine- Trick just answer the question. You know you ain't gone neva get a man.
Kagomi- That's alittle mean.
Jasmine- Stay out of this cat banger.
Kagomi- Excuse me.
Mikayla- Don't start.
Emma- (scared) Should I continue or…
Jasmine- YES!
Emma- Okay Princess Peach…
Jasmine- Why are you such a whore?
Peach- I- I am not.
Jasmine- You are. Everyone knew you was cheating on my man with Bowser. Nobody gets captured that many times for no reason. Admit it.
Peach- I will not because it isn't true.
Jasmine-(staring angrily with her right eye twitching)
Mikayla- (nervous) Oh-kay, getting back to the questions, Emma…
Emma-(uncomfortable) I'm not really sure if I should be
Mikayla-(yelling) JUST READ THE QUESTIONS!
Emma- O-o-okkay, Maka, why are you so boring?
Maka- Oh my gosh.
Megumi- I feel as if you are the ones who don't like us.
Mikayla- Shouldn't you be dead?
Megumi- I am actually.
Jasmine- Yeah I brought her back for the show.
Mikayla- Oh that makes sense.
Jasmine- I have a question for Amy Rose.
Amy- (shudders)
Jasmine- What are you really? Are you a hedgehog or a cat with a good grade of hair?
Sakura- I was wondering that too.
Jasmine-(thrusting her finger Sakura's direction) Hey, nobody was talking ta you so shut the fuck up.
Sakura-(angry) That's it, I don't like the way you're talking to me.
Jasmine-(jumping on her tabletop) Bitch ion like you. You constantly pick on my man and nobody likes you. AAAAHHHH DIE (jumps on Sakura and start fighting)
Emma-(scared) Oh my god. Aren't you going to stop her?
Mikayla- Nah, this is healthy. She really doesn't like her. She needs to get it off her chest. Um, we'll continue the questions.
Emma- Here you ask them (throws cards at Mikayla face) I won't. This is so unprofessional. (exits the studio)
Jasmine- See what you did (punches Sakura) You made Emma leave (runs after Emma) Emma come back. I can change.
Mikayla-(hears tires screeching in background) Hehe, well I think we should end this show pretty early, so thank you all for watching What's up. I'm Mikayla and see you next time.
Kagomi- Or will they? (standing over Mickee, punching her fist together. All the girls were surrounding Mickee)
Megumi- Yeah, since you embarrassed us.
Maka- We embarrass you.
Mikayla-(gulp)
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