Disclaimer: I do not own these characters. Stephenie Meyer does and I love her for creating these characters and her story that goes along with them.
Edward's POV
I walked back into Bella's room and found her hysterically laughing. I loved her laugh and was glad to see a smile on her face, but was puzzled a bit as to why she was laughing. I walked futher into the room and she continued to laugh, not noticing I had walked in. Finally, I cleared my throat so that she would know I was there. She then turned over to look at me in her bed still laughing.
"What's so funny Bella?"
"I…took….I took the nurses pen…." And then she burst into laughter again while pulling a pen from behind her back.
At this I had to join in laughing. When the nurse said that Bella might be loopy, she really meant it. Suddenly, though, Bella stopped laughing and just started to stare at me and I tensed, scared that she suddenly remembered everything.
"Bella?…Are you alright?"
"Is it hot in here…or is it just you?" and her laughing started up again. But I was stuck in the fact that I was pretty sure Bella just called me hot….
"You know what I want? Pancakes,…hot juicy pancakes….can you make pancakes juicy?….Well I guess you could if you added fruit but then that is not really the pancake that is juicy….So, I take that back. I want hot pancakes with juicy fruit…Oh juicy fruit. That is some good gum….The flavor just keeps going and going and going…Oh, one time when I was little I use to steal gum from my mom's purse and she would go crazy looking for it…and then Phil," I cringed when she said Phil, but the name did not even phase her. "would find out I took the gum and he would beat me until I told him where I hid it…Oh and there was this one time when I was little, James dared me to jump off the top step of the fort in my backyard and said if I did, he would be my slave forever!! So, of course, I did and then when I did I landed on my head and it really hurt!...and he was not my slave forever, but I forgave him eventually and then we dated for like forever…You know what I have always wanted to try? The ever lasting god-stopper…How do you think they came up with the name God-stopper? Do they really think that that little piece of candy could really stop God?…I mean come on, he like created everything so why would he create something that could stop him… I always wanted a cat, but I never got one...My friend had a cat named Pancakes though…I use to run around her house and call 'Pannnn-CaKes' and then the cat would look at me and have this look in his eyes like I was stupid, but what did I care he was just a freaking cat…You know what I always wondered?…Why do cats not like bananas. I mean they would be like the most funnest things ever…They could rip them apart with their claws and jump on them and splatter people with banana goo…and make dogs slip on them! Wow, I wish I was a cat….I wonder if cats really have nine lives…I mean what kind of jerk would test that on a cat?…and how do u measure a life if it is not like over?… Wow, your hot..." then Bella broke out into song and while she was extremely loud she actually sounded pretty good "SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW WAY UP HIGH!" but she was interrupted by a loud booming laugh.
Emmett had walked in and had not made it more then three steps in the door before he fell to the ground in laughter. I could not blame him. Bella's rant was pretty funny, but I had not died of laughter yet because I was just in such shock over what Bella was saying and how much she was saying.
"Excuse me, Mr. Rude Pants…but I was singing!"
"Oh, I am sorry. Please continue." he said though his laughter.
"Thank you,…but now you have ruined my song!…RUDE!"
"Oh, I am so sorry" Emmett said faking sincerity.
"Edward….Why do you hang out with Mr. Rude Pants?…You are much to hot to be even in the same room as him…" and yet again I was in a state of shock from Bella calling me hot.
Emmett got an evil looking smile that played across his face and then turned to Bella.
Sorry for the ending being a little cliffy but I am tired and have a lot of stuff I still need to do. Also just to let you guys know I am going to be really busy for a while because I have decided to make my life stressful by being in one show that opens this month, crew another show all this month on weekends, starting rehearsals for another show this month (2-3 times a week), auditioning for Watch A Rising Star(who know what that entails if I get in), doing college apps, getting ready for SAT's (yippee) and school so I will most likely not update the rest of the week…but please still review I love reading reviews they always make me smile…oh and if you send me a message not a review as to what you think Emmett is thinking I will tell you if your right…so please review…and keep reading…
Alisa )
