Disclaimer: I do not own these characters. Stephenie Meyer does and I love her for creating these characters and her story that goes along with them.

Ok so it is a really late but I could not sleep because all the ideas for the story keep buzzing around in my head so I had to update…so this may or may not be a long update…and I may not keep it when I read it later when I am not so tired but who knows…anyway I will get on with the story…

Emmett's POV ( I know timing is not accurate but get over it...lol)

I had been standing in the doorway, listening to Bella go on and on about random things…like God-stoppers being able to stop God…Well, the first thing that was wrong with her logic was that they are called Gob-stoppers and the secondly was, well, the fact that they are called Gob-stoppers cancels out the rest of what she said. I was glad the nurse at the front desk told me that Bella had just taken some pain medication so she might be kind of loopy, other wise I would be extremely worried right now, but instead I found this hilarious …'Kind of' was definitely understatement though I must say. She started singing and I could not hold my laughter in any longer…I finally buckled over in laughter and both Bella and Edward stared at me wondering when and how I got there…

"Excuse me, Mr. Rude Pants…but I was singing!" Bella stated in a very serious tone, but that only made it that much more funny. Mr. Rude pants….Really?

"Oh, I am sorry. Please continue." I said faking sincerity.

"Thank you,…but now you have ruined my song!…RUDE!"

"Oh, I am so sorry" I said faking sincerity yet again.

"Edward….Why do you hang out with Mr. Rude Pants?…You are much too hot to be even in the same room as him…" Wow, did Bella just call Edward hot and did Edward just blush..?

Suddenly a brilliant idea came to mind….Since Bella seems to be willing to tell anything at the moment, why not ask her some questions and use her answers for blackmail later. Oh, or better yet, why not video tape her answers for even better blackmail. I looked at Edward, who had seen the evil look in my eyes, and then back at Bella who was looking all around the room with huge eyes. I walked over to Edward and said "I'll be right back. Forgot something in the car." I dashed out of the room and to my Jeep.

I return to the room with video camera in hand and recording the scene that was unfolding before me.

"…How do you get your hair to have just the right amount of mess to it?…But not the bad kind of mess, you know, like the 'I meant for it to look like this but I did not spend too much time to do it' kind of mess. I mean, your hair is like that of like a god…No, I take that back. You look like a god…" and once again, I could not hold in my laughter and I buckled overlaughing so hard, my abs hurt. I turned the camera to Edward and saw that he was bright red. I had never seen Edward blush and was very happy to get this on camera too… Two blackmails for the price of one!

"Is something funny Mr. Rude Pants?…Actually, I do not think you even deserve the title of 'Mr.'…So, you are now just Rude Pants…or maybe, you do not even deserve a last name…You know, my last name is Swan,…but I am definitely not as graceful as a swan...Actually, I trip a lot! Someone could have a full time job trying to keep me from falling, you know?…"

"Oh well, that is just terrible…Hey Bella, do you want to play a game?"

"Oh, GAMES!…I LOVE GAMES!…but SHH!" and she leaned in closer to me and Edward "Don't tell anyone,…but I love 'Guess who'…I could like win the Olympic gold medal if it was an Olympic sport…Yep, I sure could…" and I cut her off with that.

"Okay, so how you play is I ask you a lot of questions and you answer them 100 percent truthfully…Sounds like fun right?"

"Okay,…lets go…I'm Going to win!" Bella said with pure excitement in her voice, though I was not sure how she figured she could win the game but what ever I didn't care…This was going to be FUN!

Hope you liked the chapter…Oh on a side note I am going to make the story happy for a little while…but you know that will only make for a higher fall…oh no personally I love my idea for the future of this story and can not wait to write it…if only I could sit in front of my computer all day I would…but I can't because there is some crazy law about going to school or something like that…What ever…lol jk…but yea I am ranting again …oh and on another side note this was not originally what Emmett was going to do but Ali and I came up with this today in creative writing….oh so if anyone has some good ideas for what Emmett should ask Bella I have a lot of ideas but I love random questions…and you guys always seem to have funny ones…oh and by the way she is not going to confess her love to Edward…because she does not love him 'Yet' she just thinks he is hot…but don't worry the relationship will eventually start to form…but who knows I may decide to rip them apart….jk….or am I….mwhaa!!

Alisa )