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Chapter Six - Pass the Parcel
Xander felt like he was back in high school, after being sent to the principle's office.
"Right, what have you done with my sonic screwdriver?" The Doctor didn't look happy
"Well, I did have it. But..."
"But what?" Nope, definitely not happy
"But B'Elanna decided that she needed it..."
"So she has it?"
"No, Tom Paris took it when B'Elanna wasn't looking"
"Tom Paris has it?"
"We-ell, I think Nelix borrowed it from their Doctor"
"WHO HAS MY BLOODY SCREWDRIVER?"
"Hey there's no need to shout" Xander sighed "It got passed around a bit more, then Tuvok confiscated it as a security measure"
The Doctor was silent "Are you saying that my sonic screwdriver has had more hands on it, than Rose's underwear?"
"HEY"
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