Prompt from PuRpLe SoCk MoNkEy: Fan
"Hey, Max!"
"What is it, Gazzy?"
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Fine."
"Why is it so hot after a football game?"
"Why?"
"Because all the fans have gone home."
"Gazzy, I'm boiling right now, don't talk about fans. It's the height of summer in Arizona, and I'm regretting coming to visit Mom and Ella. So don't make me any more hot."
"But, don't you want to think about a cool, icy, glass of water that will cool you down so fast you don't even remember being hot at all—"
"Never mind. I'll take the fan jokes."