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Just a Piece of Paper

Chapter Sixteen - Bigger Than Big-Big Jock Jack.

Xander sighed as entered the T.A.R.D.I.S, laden down with shopping bags.
"Not like it's really my fault" he mumbled, putting the bags down.
"Yes it is" The Doctor closed the T.A.R.D.I.S. door, putting down his own shopping bags.
"If you didn't need rescuing so often, THEY wouldn't be here. Honestly Xander, you're just lucky Rose is visiting her mum. Before you turned up, I've never had so many people see the T.A.R.D.I.S. Let alone get inside!! It's getting like Heathrow in here!"
They frowned, hearing laughter from one of the hallways. Jack entered, covered in blue.
"Hey Doc, Xander"
He spotted the shopping bags
"Is there whiskey in there? My new friends and I drank all the stuff we had"
Xander and the Doctor jumped back as the small blue men swarmed over the bags.
"CRIVENS"

tbc
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