My Extra-long Christmas-Special Prompt: Christmas
"We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas…"
"Nudge? What are you doing?"
"I'm letting the carolers in. What does it look like I'm doing?"
"It looks like you're letting in a bunch of potential Erasers, that's what."
"Oh. Okay."
"Nudge! What did I just tell you?"
"That I was letting in a bunch of potential Erasers."
"That means to not let them—"
"We wish you a merry Christmas, and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
"Oh, cool! Do you guys know all of Deck the Halls? I tried memorizing it once, but it was waaay too long. Come to think of it, a lot of Christmas songs are. Have you heard the entire Jingle Bells? It's actually longer than just the chorus that most people know. Can I carol with you guys? Oh yeah, and I wanted to ask if—"
SLAM.
"Max!"
"Nudge, you've got to learn, carolers are just too dangerous. You see—"
"If you don't give them figgy pudding, they'll attack you?"
"Fang! I'm gonna kill you—"
"Max, if you kill Fang, Santa will put you on the naughty list!"
"Aw, Gazzy, I wasn't going to do it until the twenty-sixth. Chill out."
"Well, that's good, because I gave you a bomb for Christmas, and that would probably be real useful."
"Iggy! Is everyone in the house here?"
"No. Angel isn't."
"Phew. Thanks, Total."
"Hey! I heard carolers and—where are the carolers?"
"Never mind."
Merry Christmas to you guys too!
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