Hey! I'm really sorry I've been gone. My laptop crashed and I lost some of the chapters I wrote for this—Ninja, Free Car, Keys, Party, and Paper Airplane from SomethingAboutDarkAngels. I still kind of remember what they're about, so I'll rewrite them.
Ninja—SomethingAboutDarkAngels
"Maaaaaaaaax?"
"Yes, Gazzy?"
"So I was watching a movie, and I was wondering if I could take karate lessons and become a ninja?"
"Gazzy... um... well, you're kind of already a really good fighter. Probably better than a ninja."
"Oh."