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Just a Piece of Paper

Chapter Twenty Four
The Shameless Christmas Parody
or
The T.A.R.D.I.S Christmas Party

T'was the night before Christmas
and all through out space
Not a creature was stirring
except in one place

A party was rioting
through space and time
With a lot of good cheer
and adequate rhyme

There was tinsel and baubles
in red, white and green
You wouldn't believe how
much kitsch could be seen

From consol to walls
it was terribly tacky
And obvious to all
Rose had gone wacky

There was food on the tables
and a star on every tree
Seemed everyone was there
except you and me!

The music was piped in
and no fighting allowed
A half dozen slayers
keeping peace in the crowd

There was Xander and Trance
Aeryn and two Johns
Elizabeth and Rodney
all sharing bon bons

Tru was in a corner
chatting with Faith
While others shop talked
vampires vs. wraith

Methos was jamming
with Bill, Ted and Joe
Amanda noted with glee
that he drummed like a pro

Jason danced with B'Ellana
Apollo with Cherry
As others joined in
the night was looking merry

Captain Jack handed out his gifts
and when unwrapped
The guests all agreed
he deserved to be slapped

All through the night
they partied joyfully
As previously agreed
they'd banned karaoke

The night was nearly ended
with the Doctor feeling low
Rose grinned, pointing up
she was standing under mistletoe

On Christmas morn'
Jack gave a cheer
This Doctor's office was
'Closed Till New Year'

tbc

Btvs/Dr Who/Highlander/Tru Calling/ST: Voyager/Anita Blake/
Sg: Atlantis/Andromeda/Farscape/Bill and Ted

So that's it for Just a Piece of Paper.

Little Black Book is almost finished. It to has a terribly shameless Christmas chapter, I just have to find it... Then I'll start re-writing and posting Dawn Summers: Personal Assisstant.

Which will be in the same (short) format and style as Just a Piece of Paper and Little Black Book. If you have any requests, I'll do my best to add them in. I hope you will enjoy it.

Reach Grace By Falling.