Has it really been two whole freaking months?! Lol. Oh, thanks so much for the reviews! I love getting good ones! Oh, and, ps, I know my name says Avery, but with all due respect… I'm not a chick… I'm a guy… xDDD so, without further ado, here is OMG, chapter 7.

[AUSTIN'S POV]

"YAWN!"

"Good morning!" huh? Did someone just tell me good morning?

"WAKE UP AUSTIN!" okay. Now I know someone is calling me… time to open my eyes…

"Ally? What are you doing here? And why did you wake me up at… at 7 in the morning? I'm normally up by lunch…"

"well, because. Like you said. You're normally up by lunch, and it's gonna be lunch in like… 5 hours. Plus, Aaron said to wake you up… he's got something to show you… but, he wouldn't show me so… oh, by the way, stop by Ache's room… him and Aileen want to talk to you… so… I'm gonna go help your mom with brunch. Bye!" and with a short kiss on the cheek, she said good bye. Wait, a kiss on the cheek? Did I miss something last night?

The walk to Aaron's room is faster, so I just head there first. Since Aaron is my older brother, like, he's in his early twenties. I don't understand how he still lives in this hell hole he calls "home"… sure. The only bad thing is my step dad… but, he's getting better now… and here we are. Into the blue, purple and pink room. Did I ever mention, my parents were expecting a girl? And then… SURPRISE! IT'S A BOY!

"hey-"

"Hello Austin Monica Moon. I've been expecting you. AHAHAHA!"

"Aaron, cut the crap… stop watching the late night star wars special. Maybe then you would be able to sleep better, and not walk in on me when I'm sleeping." I snapped back cuz of his interruption.

"wait, how did you… nevermind. Well, I wanted you to come in here so I can show you this." *shows picture he took last night, with Austin's arms around Ally.*

"how did you…"

"that time when I snuck into your room last night? Yea… that's what I was in there for." That little shit!

"fine. Tell me what you want, and I'll get it done. Just, don't let mom see it… she'll kill us BOTH." This was true… my mom could get a little over protective of me… but, it just so happens that she really likes Ally…

"Actually, I was just gonna use this in the future. Not anytime soon… so… just wait." Fuck. Why does he always do this?

"fine. Now, if you're done, I have to go see Achelles and Aileen…"

"fair bit of warning… they're gonna talk to you about… something… you know… the talk? I haven't gotten it yet. But, that's because they think I'm gonna end up being the 40 year old virgin…"

"hehe. 'Ron, you got no idea. See you at brunch…"

The twins share their own room. Half lime green, the other half pink. Well, this is one room I avoid. It hurts my eyes…

"hey little bro." they both say to me. Jeez, such robots sometimes…

"what do you guys want to talk about? Ally could use my help in the kitchen right about now…"

"actually, that's who we want to talk to you about… Ally." Oh no… don't tell me they saw us holding each other last night…

"we have to talk about… sex. As you know… me and your second eldest brother aren't Virgins (not true in real life), as we graduated high school this year, we also happened to… experiment at our senior prom. With our dates… me with this cute brunette named Rocky, and Ache with some chick named R, Rydel? I think? Oh well. She was Rocky's month younger sister. Do not ask us how that is possible… but… yea. We experimented with them… but, top of the line, is, make sure you use protection. You don't want to have to surprise mom and Mike with that…"

"and remember to make her feel… good. Don't make her feel bad, dirty, or anything. The moment you do, I, your sexy ass brother, will lose all respect for you. Understand?" and I'm standing here, speechless.

"Aileen, you don't have your V-card?! I mean, Ache is okay. I mean, come on. Look at him… he looks like any girl would fall for him. Haha! But, seriously? I got this talk the other day by Mom. And Mike… oh, and, there won't be anything like Ally announcing that she's pregnant. It's impossible. I would never get her pregnant before I marry her…"

"wait… what?! So, you'd be okay with having sex before marriage, but not impregnating?" why was that so confusing?

"yea… why? Is something wrong with that?"

"no."

"oh… okay. Well, brunch should be ready in like… twenty to thirty minutes." I can't believe those two!

"OH! AUSTY!"

"yea Aileen?"

"come here real quick! I have something for you!" she's holding a box… what the fuck kind of box is that?

"whatever you do, don't let mom see these. And for sure as hell don't let Mike and Ally see you with those."

"what is it?" wait… OH HOLY HADES IN THE ALMIGHTY AREA OF HELL.

"it's condoms." And now she snickers in my face… why is that funny?

"thanks Aileen. I guess?"

"no problem little dude. Just, don't have too much fun with those…" I do not want to know what she means by that, but by the amused tone she's using, I know what she's hinting at…

I head downstairs, after hiding the condoms in my little cabinet in my room, which is where I hide all the other crap I own that has to do with sex… yes, I do own crap like that. Granted, I only see them when I put something new in there… so… new, not used, unopened sex stuff. Hm… maybe it's time to ask Ally out… I mean, I have known her for over the course of 2 years. I mean, me being almost seventeen, and her gonna be seventeen a month before me… I should spring my move before Dev does. Yes, Dev has a crush on her. I don't hate him for it. In fact, we used to be very close friends before I moved to California in the 6th grade. Then I came back in the 10th grade… so, now we're still friends, but, not as close. And, he respects that I've had a crush on Alls since before I left, when she was the most talented girl performer at school. And when I came back, she was a shy songwriter. Well, glad that he's still my friend. And now, I can make my move when I get pissed at my step dad for making a fuss about his omelette to my mom and Ally. Complaining that they can't cook. When I know for sure he can't even boil water. I mean, he burns it.

"AUSTIN! ACHILLES! AILEEN! AARON! ALEX! AKON! BRUNCH IS READY! "

"Mom! Akon is at Nickila's house! You know, his best friend? Oh, and Alex isn't here today! It's family day!"

"oh. Okay. GET YOUR ASSETS DOWN HERE!" oh, by the way, my mom used to be a drill sergeant… so, we get called "assets", a "family unit", and all that other good shit. Haha!

"coming mom!" I shout, and think… 'show time'. :)

How did you like this chapter? I know, not one of my best… and, yes. Something did happen last night between Ally and Austin. only, Austin forgot what happened because of how tired he was. he had already asked Ally out, and she said yes. So, she gave him a sweet but short kiss. Not on the lips. Not yet. She wants to be sure he's the one for her first. So, read and review, and tell me what you think. PS, I need more names… I'm not good with coming up with names. XDDD so, please R&R! PS, i made a mistake... i deeply apologize... but, Dev is one of Austin's close friends, but he likes Ally too... so... yea. i apologize for messing up...