Hey! I'm back! Even though it's dangerous, this is still really fun!
FantasyRW14 had 2 dares.
Greg- I dare you to go to school naked.
Greg: N-n-no! I can't do that!
GH: Okay, Greg, maybe you can have your underwear. But you will have an extra-evil dare later to make up for it.
Greg: *goes off to school unhappily after removing all clothes but his underwear*
Greg: *comes back still unhappily, in fact, if possible, even more so*
Greg: Thank you for nothing, FantasyRW14!
GH: Thanks for reviewing though!
Rodrick- I dare you to ask out your crush wearing a Cinderella dress and very high heels.
Rodrick: WHAT? WHO DARES TO TORTURE ME LIKE THIS?
GH: Um, FantasyRW14?
Rodrick: Hey! I don't have a Cinderella dress! Phew!
Mom: I have one right here!
Rodrick: MOM!
Mom: And a pair of high heels too!
Rodrick: *very angrily walks off, unsteadily balancing on his high heels*
At some girl's house five minutes later…
Rodrick: *knocks on door*
Some Girl (because I have no idea who Rodrick likes): *opens door* Um, Rodrick, is that you?
Rodrick: Yes.
Some Girl: What do you want? We aren't having any auditions for a Cinderella movie at my house.
Rodrick: Um, I was wondering, will you go out with me?
Some Girl: NO! *slams door in Rodrick's face*
GH: That went… less than well.
Greg: We have a common enemy! FantasyRW14!
Rodrick: Shut up, Greg.
Okay, this dare is mine.
Greg-
Greg: WHY ME? WHY ME?
GH: Um, Greg, I haven't even said your dare yet.
Greg: Oh.
GH: Anyways…
Greg- I dare you to eat a worm that has been rolled in dirt.
Greg: I was right. WHY ME?
Manny: I have worm for Bubby! *holds out disgusting slimy worm with a lot of dirt covering it*
Greg: Oh, yeah, thanks a lot, Manny.
Manny: You're welcome, Bubby!
Greg: One, I was being sarcastic, Manny! And two, DON'T CALL ME THAT!
GH: Greg, stop stalling and eat the worm already!
Rodrick: The slimy, disgusting, wriggly, live, dirt-encrusted, soft, pink worm.
Greg: You know, you better shut up unless you want that picture of you in a Cinderella dress going on Facebook.
Rodrick: YOU TOOK A PICTURE OF ME?
GH: *glares meaningfully at Greg*
Greg: *finally eats worm, very quickly and nervously*
Greg: *moans*
Rodrick: That was pretty gross.
GH: Understatement of the century.
This dare and the truth after it are both mine as well.
Mom- I dare you to not dance while Rodrick plays your favorite song.
Mom: *sniffles*
Rodrick: *starts playing a song*
Mom: *twitches uncontrollably*
Rodrick: *starts to laugh and simultaneously lose control of the drums*
Rodrick: Sorry! It's just SO FUNNY!
GH: Well, I guess the dare is done. Good job, Mrs. Heffley!
Gramma- I ask you, who is your favorite grandchild?
Gramma: *starts to nervously glance at her three grandsons, who are all watching her expectantly*
Gramma: Oh, all right, it's MANNY! *runs out*
Greg: Well, it was pretty obvious. *sighs*
Rodrick: Hey!
Let me know if you want the characters to have a specific response, or you yourself can have a guest appearance. Oh yeah, if you see a teenage girl being chased by fictional characters somewhere, that's probably me.
