This is the first chapter I didn't have to submit any truths/dares! Cool! I also do not own Single Ladies or its lyrics, or anything of Linkin Park's.
lobster raven22 had a dare and a truth.
Rodrick- I dare you to let Greg beat you up.
Rodrick: Sorry, that little twig couldn't beat me up if he tried, so go ahead.
GH: Well, just remember you can't fight back at all.
Greg: *happily starts to punch and kick ruthlessly*
Rodrick: *winces* Ow!
Greg: *jabs Rodrick in the stomach with stiff fingers*
Rodrick: *gasps for breath* What the he-eck was that?
Greg: I saw it in a movie once!
GH: OK, that should be enough, Greg. Rodrick has two black eyes already, he doesn't need more.
Rodrick: That's my rock star eyeliner!
GH: *wipes off eyeliner* Nope. Greg got you pretty hard.
Rodrick: *tries to look at his own eyes* No way!
Mrs. Heffley- I ask you, do you regret having Rodrick?
Rodrick: *glares at his mother*
Mrs. Heffley: Um…
GH: Mrs. Heffley, you need to hurry up. I have some other dares I need to do. *makes sure that she has iPod with Single Ladies on it in her pocket*
Mrs. Heffley: Kind of. Especially when I see how much money he uses up on his cell phone.
Rodrick: *stomps off*
GH: Rodrick, come back! You'll really want to watch this next dare!
Rodrick: *comes back reluctantly*
dingo gone gone gone390 had one dare.
Greg- I dare you to dance to Single Ladies.
Greg: I don't want to.
VG23: If you don't do it, you aren't allowed to do the next dare, which believe me you'll enjoy.
Greg: Fine.
VG23: *connects ipod to speakers*
Ipod: All the single ladies, all the single ladies,
All the single ladies, all the single ladies,
All the single ladies, all the single ladies,
All the single ladies…
Greg: *starts doing a ridiculous dance thing that looks painful*
Everyone but Greg: *starts to laugh*
iPod: *finishes song and starts playing Given Up by Linkin Park*
GH: I've given up, tell me what the bleep is wrong... with me! Uh... whoops. *turns off iPod* Rodrick, turn off that video camera!
KatoFan15 had two dares.
Greg- I dare you- oh, wait. Everybody leave the room real fast. Okay. I dare you to give Rodrick the Cheese Touch.
Greg: *grins evilly*
GH: Okay, everyone come back in!
Greg: Come on Rodrick, I want to show you something.
Rodrick: *follows Greg to school, where the half-eaten Cheese sits on the blacktop*
Greg: If you touch that cheese, you become super-popular. I've seen it happen. It's like magic!
Rodrick: Then why haven't you touched it?
Greg: Um, I did. A while ago.
Rodrick: Touch it again.
Greg: *taps it quickly* Hey, Rodrick.
Rodrick: Huh?
Greg: *pokes Rodrick* Cheese Touch! *crosses his fingers*
Rodrick: I may not be able to give you the Cheese Touch, but I can still KILL YOU! *chases Greg away*
GH: Rodrick, get back here! You are the last dare for today!
Rodrick: One second.
Two hours later
Rodrick- I dare you to do Caramelldansen, oh, and by the way, that was most definitely NOT one second.
Greg: *snags Rodrick's video camera, deleting the Single Ladies video and starting a new one*
Rodrick: Well, might as well get this over with.
VG23: I'll get the music on for you! *reattaches iPod to the speaker*
Rodrick: *does Caramelldansen unhappily*
Greg: *runs off to post the video on YouTube*
Rodrick: *runs off to hide in his room in shame*
Thanks to: lobster raven22, dingo gone gone gone 390, and KatoFan15 for contributing to the first non-my-truths/dares-included-chapter! But wait... there's more! Click the button for Chapter Four! (That was really cheesy, sorry. I mean, it even rhymed!)