Okay, this is a double chapter dedicated to luvver computer for giving me ten (yes, TEN) truths/dares, and they weren't all dares. A lot were good truths. So, more details on the truths/dares contest: Whoever gets the most amount of truths/dares in their review will get a chapter dedicated to them, and fifteen or more dares will get three or more chapters all to themselves. So review and set a record! Luvver Computer is the first to set it. I'll keep it on my profile for those who want to see it. I don't own Diary of a Wimpy Kid characters, the dares/truths, or Syntax/No Doubt lyrics of any awesome kind (wait and see).
All of these truths/dares are luvver computer's. Oh, you're free to break the record again, luvver computer!
Greg- I ask you-
Greg: It wasn't me, I swear! Manny posted that Caramelldansen video! Promise!
Rodrick: WHAT? *runs off to check youtube*
GH: *sighs* As I was saying,
Greg- I ask you, would you beat up Rodrick again, even if it meant an 8-week grounding?
Greg: Probably… depends if I wasn't allowed video games or not.
GH: No video games.
Greg: Not on your sweet life, luvver computer! That's two months!
Holly- I-
Holly: No purses in trash cans!
GH: It's not a dare! And the next person who freaking interrupts me will be in big dare trouble! Now SHUT UP!
Holly- I ask you, do you like Greg back?
Holly: What? No. Wait, back? Greg! *stares accusingly at Greg*
Greg: Sorry, gotta go. *runs away from Rodrick, who is trying to kill him with the laptop*
GH: Hey, I need that! Sure I have backups, but I haven't updated my backup thingy for a while! Plus my sister will kill me if I lose all her annoying stuff (I don't really care though.)
Rodrick: *hands laptop back and then starts throwing rocks at Greg*
GH: I give up. Next!
Mrs. Heffley: I ask you, would you give up Greg for a million bucks?
Mrs. Heffley: Um, no! He's my ba-
Manny: *stares at his mom*
Mrs. Heffley: -second baby. Heh heh.
Mr. Heffley- I ask you, do you love your civil war toys more than your family?
Mr. Heffley: One, they are figurines, not toys. And two, no. Though, admittedly, the figurines don't take up a lot of space, and they don't make me watch romance movies, and they don't eat up money like it's candy, and… Oh, of course I love my family more!
Mrs. Heffley, Greg, Manny, and Rodrick: *stare at Mr. Heffley threateningly, as they have done since the truth started*
Rodrick- I ask you, do you love Greg as a brother?
Rodrick: Yeah, sure. DIE, GREG SCUM! *chases Greg with a chair*
GH: Hm, I wonder where he got that. It looks familia- Rodrick, give me that chair! You took it from my family's dining room!
Greg- I dare you to tell the whole school that you have a diary.
Greg: Great, underwear, now this? Why does everyone hate me so?
Rodrick: Because it's funny to watch you suffer.
Greg: Hey!
GH: Greg, move it. You've got a diary to announce.
Greg: *goes to where his school is and stands up before everyone reluctantly* Hello, I have a journal that people think is a diary!
School: *falls over laughing*
Greg: My reputation!
GH: *looks around confusedly* What reputation? You had a reputation?
Holly- I dare you to kiss Greg for five seconds.
Greg: Yay! Finally I get some happiness!
Holly: Oh, gross. Fine. *applies 50 protective layers of lipstick that are also helping her stall*
GH: Okay, I hired a narrator for this part.
Narrator: Holly slowly approached Greg, shut her eyes, and kissed him. One, two, three, four, fiiiiiive! Holly then sprinted awa-
GH: Okay, you can shut up now.
Narrator: *looks offended*
Holly: *-y, screaming* I'm going to wash my mouth with soap for an hour!
Greg: *sighs* I'm never going to wash my mouth again.
Mrs. Heffley- I da-
Mrs. Heffley: Yes, I would give Rodrick up for a million dollars! Forgive me!
GH: You just made it worse.
Mrs. Heffley- I dare you to strip to bra and panties, then stay that way until the dare-a-thon is over. And, extra punishment is… You have to do Caramelldansen for one song!
Mrs. Heffley: *does as asked*
Mrs. Heffley: *does Caramelldansen to, strangely, the music of Love Song (I Wonder Why)*
GH: This is like one of the best songs ever! Tell the world that I grew up, I wonder why. Go Syntax! Danger I feel inside... Oh. Uh... sorry? Oh! It's Bliss! There was a time when we were cradled one on one... I don't understand it either, but who cares?
Greg: I'm scarred for life.
Rodrick: Ditto.
Manny: Me too!
Rodrick: And not just from GH singing, although that was terrifying. I'll never be able to look at my mother the same way again.
Greg: Ditto.
Manny: Me too!
GH: Give me fever, running deep… More Syntax! Oh, Mrs. Heffley, you can stop dancing now. You're needed for the next dare…
Mrs. Heffley- I dare you to sing a song for Rodrick's band.
Mrs. Heffley: No need to dare! *boots Bill happily off a newly materialized stage*
GH: Alright, let's go!
Mrs. Heffley: *sings badly*
Rodrick: *drums badly*
Guitarist that has no name at the moment: *strums badly*
Band: *plays badly*
Everyone that isn't onstage or GreekHuntress: *rolls around on floor trying to cover their ears*
GH: *stands there with a big smile on her face, listening to her iPod*
Band: *finishes song*
GH: Don't speak! I know just what you're saying, so please stop explaining... Next! Don't tell me cause it hurts...
Rodrick- I dare you to let Greg pour a smoothie over your head and stay that way for the entire next chapter.
Rodrick: Just get it over with.
Greg: *takes a smoothie and slowly dumps it over Rodrick's head gleefully* Yes!
Rodrick: Wait. The entire next chapter?
So, yeah. The songs were Love Song (I Wonder Why), Bliss, and Fever by Syntax, and Don't Speak by No Doubt. Looove those songs!
