Yeah, we're back from Fun Time. Oh well. Don't own The Lonely by Christina Perri.
Both of these truths are from RodrickRules.
Everyone- I ask you, what is the most horrible or embarrassing thing to happen to you, ever?
Greg: Uh, probably when Rodrick tricked me into thinking it was Pajama Day at school, or when Rodrick made me think I slept through summer, or when Rodrick—
GH: Okay, that's enough. We get it. Rodrick?
Rodrick: Umm… when Mom danced at our talent show and messed up any chance of us winning?
GH: Dad?
Dad: When I was about to do something funny in front of the Snella's new baby, the anticipation was horrible.
Greg: Oh, also it was horrible when everyone saw my underwear at that party.
GH: Shut up, Greg. Mom?
Mom: I'm not sure. It was embarrassing when in fifth grade, I accidentally fell off my chair and knocked down an unstable desk, which then—
GH: Okay, okay! Umm, Manny?
Manny: Horrible thing was when Daddy threw Tingy away.
GH: Rowley, it's obvious, but…?
Rowley: When I _ _ _ the Cheese.
GH: Patty?
Patty: I think it's coming up…
GH: Holly?
Holly: When you made me throw my purse away.
GH: Umm, heh heh heh… We could go on, but let's not.
Rodrick- I ask you, what is the best prank you've ever played on Greg?
Rodrick: Oooh, that's hard… It might be when I told him that it was Pajama Day at school, or when I made him think that he slept through summer, or the time when I locked him outside the hotel room in just his underwear, or… *goes on and on without stopping*
GH: Okay, let's move on.
megawoman 5210 had one dare.
Patty- I dare you to kiss Greg for how long the author decides… Oh wait, that's me! Cool! So, for a minute. One whole minute. Muahaha!
Patty: I cannot do this. Bye. *tries to run*
GH: Oh no you don't! *uses the Force to bring Patty back*
Patty: *grumbles*
Patty: *kisses Greg*
GH: *starts stopwatch*
Patty: *can't do it any longer after ten seconds*
Patty: *dies*
Patty: *not really*
GH: She just fainted. She'll wake up in a while. Long enough for me to run! But… time to move on!
I have two spots to fill in, sooo… I have two dares!
Fregley- I dare you to dance while Greg films it and puts it on Youtube.
Fregley: I need music!
GH: Got that covered! *plugs iPod into speaker*
Speaker: I'm the ghost of a girl that I want to be most, and the shell of a girl that I used to know well… Dancing slowly in an empty room, can the lonely take the place of you? I sing myself a quiet lullaby, let you go and let the lonely in, to take my heart again…
GH: Whoa, wrong song! *pauses music and searches for the right song*
GH: Here we go!
Speaker: He was a boy, she was a girl, could I make it any more obvious?
Fregley: *dances to Sk8er Boi so horribly that everyone has to look away or be blind forever*
GH: It's a crime against Avril Lavigne!
Greg: *runs off to post his video on Youtube*
Fregley: *keeps dancing*
GH: *knocks Fregley out with her iPod*
GH: Oh yeah, I don't own Sk8er Boi either, Avril does.
Rodrick- I dare you to dress up in a pink strapless dress with matching makeup and dance for a video to be posted on Youtube, because I'm mean like that.
Rodrick: *fakes dying*
GH: *rolls eyes*
Rodrick: *grumbles and gets up*
Rodrick: *changes into dress and has mom apply makeup*
Greg: *comes back with video camera*
Greg: *starts video*
Rodrick: *dances*
Everyone except for Rodrick: *laughs their heads off but silently so Rodrick won't kill them*
Greg: *runs off to post video*
GH: *wonders why everything is being done in mime*
GH: Okay, see you later! Muahaha… I got Patty kissing Greg on video… muahaha.
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