Here's the next one!
Patty- I ask you, why are you so stuck up?
Patty: Uh (or whatever that huffy noise girls make when they're mad is)! I am not stuck up!
GH: *shrugs* Let's move on, shall we? *looks at list* Crud. I forgot that was next.
Holly- I dare you (It's not really me!) to… uh… emm…. burn your purse?
Holly: *turns into a crazy screaming human tornado for ten hours and demolishes everything, even GreekHuntress' iPod*
Holly: *notices her purse is gone*
Holly: *looks over to see the wasteland she left behind her and a trash can with her purse inside it, burning to keep everyone else warm*
Holly: *passes out*
Manny- I ask you, do you ever feel bad about telling on Greg?
Manny: What? I'm onwy thwee!
Greg: *glares at Manny*
Okay, Rodrick- I dare you to let Greg give you a Wet Willie.
Rodrick: No.
Greg: Chicken.
GH: Have to agree with Greg.
Rodrick: I'm not doing it.
GH: Rodrick. *presses fingers to temples and closes her eyes* You will let Greg give you a Wet Willie.
Rodrick: *robotically offers his ear to Greg*
GH: *runs for it so that you don't know what happens next*
Rodrick: *probably comes out of trance and chases GreekHuntress*
About an hour later, once Rodrick has been successfully knocked out with a chair… uh, I mean, calmed down. Yeah.
Mr. Heffley- I ask you, why do you play with doll- FIGURINES! I said FIGURINES!
Mr Heffley: *wakes up from Rip Van Winkle style sleep and glares* Because I am fascinated with history. Good night. *goes back to sleep*
GH: *shrugs* Let's let him sleep. *pops in protection contacts to save her from the horror of what's coming next chapter*
See you next chapter!