Here's the next chapter. And last one right now!
Breathe, GreekHuntress, breathe. You can do this. Okay.
Rowley- I dare you to dance to Baby by Justin Beiber in a baby outfit. Here it is.
Rowley: I don't have the music.
GH: Anybody have Justin Beiber soundtracks?
peeping cricket noise fills silence
GH: I didn't want to have to do this, but- *looks up song on laptop*
Laptop: *begins music*
GH: Forgive me, laptop!
Rowley: *wiggles his butt around*
Everyone who doesn't have protection contacts (everyone except GreekHuntress, actually): *passes out*
GreekHuntress: Okay, I'm going to need full-body armor for the next one.
Rodrick- I dare you to… Mommy… uh, I mean, tell Heather Hills that she istheuglieststupidestgirlyou'veevermet! *runs for her life again*
GH (still running): Hold on. I have ESP! Rodrick, you will do what I wanted you to!
Rodrick: *walks over to Heather*
Rodrick (robotically: You are the ugliest, stupidest girl I have ever met.
Heather: *punches Rodrick*
Rodrick: *passes out again*
GH: A note—no dares that mean I have to run for my life, please!
GH: *closes her eyes quickly*
Fregley- I dare you to show everybody… your… secret… freckle.
Fregley: Okay! *shows his stomach*
Everyone except GreekHuntress, who has her eyes closed, and Rodrick, who is already passed out: *passes out*
When everyone has woken up…
Manny- I ask you, who do you love more, Bubby or Rodrick?
Manny: BUBBY! *grabs Greg's leg and sticks like glue*
Greg: *keeps trying to shake Manny off for the duration of the chapter*
Greg and Rodrick- I dare you to say the longest cuss word you know, without changing it!
Greg: Uhh…
Rodrick: *says a word so long and bad, I'm not allowed to print it*
Greg: *winces* Mmm… m!th!rf!ck!r
Mrs. Heffley: *drags Greg and Rodrick away to wash their mouths out with soap*
All done! Thank you again, PrincessBijou PrinceHamtaro!