Okay, Merry Christmas! Insert Name Here, thanks for reviewing, but please be a little less rude next time. And I'm saving Phantom Novelest for last because everyone dies in that one. It'll take me a while to resurrect them.

megawoman 5210 had one dare.

Heather Hills- I dare you to kiss Rodrick for how long the author—that's ME!—decides. I decide… fifteen seconds! That'll be long enough for me to escape—uh. For me to turn on the computer… heh heh.

Heather: Never in a million years.

GH: *uses awesome ESP* You will kiss Rodrick for fifteen seconds…

Heather: I will kiss Rodrick for fifteen seconds…

Rodrick: PAAAARTY!

GH: I hired the narrator again… I thought it was easier.

Narrator: The two teens leaned towards each other, Rodrick looking eager. Their lips touched, and for fifteen seconds held. Then, suddenly, GreekHuntress screamed—

GH: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Everyone except Heather: *runs for their lives*

Heather: *passes out*

GH: Never mind.

Insert Name Here had three dares.

Mrs. Heffley- I dare you to spank Manny.

Mrs. Heffley (dramatically): Forgive me, Mannykins! *whacks Manny's backside*

Manny: !

Mr. and Mrs. Heffley (after everyone has gotten their hearing back)- I dare you to give Greg whatever he wants.

Greg: I want this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game and this video game…

Mr. and Mrs. Heffley: *accidentally bury Greg in video games, at which point he yells-*

Greg: AND A DELUXE LEATHER ARMCHAIR!

Mr. and Mrs. Heffley- I dare you to punish Rodrick for all the bad things he's done, along with Manny.

Manny: *sits in a timeout until he's five years old while Mrs. Heffley spanks him ten times*

Rodrick: *sits in a timeout until he is twenty-eight years old while watching his drums get thrown away by Mr. Heffley*

Phantom Novelest only had one dare (but it was enough to kill everyone).

Everyone- I dare you all to sing Barney songs.

Everyone: *complains*

GH: Hmm hmm hmm… b-a-r-n-e-y-space-s-o-n-g-s-space-y-o-u-t-u-b-e… hmm hmm hmm… (Hey, I don't have Barney on my iPod, you know) Okay, ready?

Everyone (loudly): NO!

GH: Good to hear. Here we go! *hands out microphones and puts her handy sound-blocking headphones on*

Everyone with the music (I had to look up the lyrics): I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too?

Rodrick and friends: *die by choking on words of song*

Greg: *dies of complete reputation demolishment*

Mom and Dad: *die of embarrassment*

All the kids from Greg's school except Rowley: *die of embarrassment*

Everyone besides Rowley and Manny and GreekHuntress and the above mentioned: *die of the music playing*

Rowley: I love you, you love me, we're best friends like friends should be, with a great big—*dies suddenly and unexpectedly*

Manny: Hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too? I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love… me… TOOOOOOO!

GH: *takes off headphones* Is it over? Oh… great. Now I have to bring everyone back to life! That's just wonderful.

Manny: *starts singing again*

GH: *puts her headphones back on just in time* See you next time! I'll probably have tape over Manny's mouth and everyone back alive by then! If not, oh well.

Again, Merry Christmas! Too bad everyone from the DoaWK series doesn't get to celebrate...

Oh yeah, I recorded one last thing for you guys to read… before everyone died.

Everyone is standing grumpily together, dressed up in Christmassy clothing. GreekHuntress is standing in front of them with a piano.

GreekHuntress: *plays music*

Everyone else (sings): We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy New Year! Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin, good tidings for Christmas and a happy New Year!

GreekHuntress: Yeah! Merry Christmas! See you later!

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