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PrincessBijou PrinceHamtaro had 3 dares and 2 truths, thanks for reviewing again!

Rodrick—I dare you to chew on a bar of soap until it's all gone.

Rodrick: What if I die?

GH: Good point, you're needed in more dares… Does anyone have nonpoisonous soap?

GH: No one? Oh well. Rodrick, I'll bring you back later.

Rodrick: Come on!

GH: Here's your soap.

Rodrick: *reluctantly chews on soap. When halfway through, chokes and dies.*

GH: *drags Rodrick's body over into the 'Reanimate Dead Rodrick' corner* He'll be back in a dare or so. After all, it wasn't a Barney song, just some soap.

Holly—I dare you to kiss Greg for as long as the author decides. PBPH is hoping for forever. I'll just do it until Holly dies too.

Holly: I am your humble slave.

GH: Oh yeah. I had to mind control Holly for this. Not so much Greg. Sorry, but I hired the narrator.

Narrator: Again, Greg and Holly romantically kissed. For like, ten seconds. Then Holly died. The end.

GH: Thanks a lot. *drags Holly over to where Rodrick is coming back to life* Rodrick, I'm really sorry. You may die again.

Rodrick: What?

Rodrick—I dare you to sing and dance along to Justin Bieber's song Baby, like Rowley did.

Special guest appearance of PrincessBijou PrinceHamtaro: More JB torture! Yay!

Rodrick: *lunges at PBPH just as PBPH disappears* NOOOO! I was SO CLOSE!

Rodrick: All right. Might as well get it over with.

Greg: *holds up video camera*

Computer:

You know you love me, I know you care

Just shout whenever, and I'll be there

You are my love, you are my heart

And we will never ever ever be apart

Are we an item? Girl, quit playing

We're just friends, what are you saying?

Say there's another and look right in my eyes

My first love broke my heart for the first time

And I was like...

Rodrick: *chokes and dies all of a sudden*

GH: Oh well. *pushes computer off cliff* Don't worry, I borrowed it from Rodrick. He won't care. Uh, well, I don't think he will…

Rodrick: *wakes up in time to see Greg running off to post his new video*

GH: Rodrick, you're needed again!

Rodrick—PrincessBijou PrinceHamtaro asks you, have you had enough of her dares for you?

Rodrick: YES!

GH: There's your answer. Please give me more dares soon about Rodrick!

Rodrick: DON'T!

Greg—I ask you, are you—hey, where's Greg?

GH: Greg?

Greg: *comes into view* Sorry. Here I am.

Greg—I ask you, are you happy at the dares i'm giving Rodrick?

Greg: They're pretty funny, plus I'm getting even more popular on Youtube!

Well, that's the end of the chapter!