OK, so here's the next chapter! Carol Molliniere, you had a kind of M-rated dare, so I'm going to have to cut that out, sorry. This is not rated M, so I can't have any M stuff in there. This goes for everyone!
CookieVanDeKamp had a truth, a dare, and a random comment.
Greg—I ask you, what do you think of the theory that Manny is actually a smart kid who is only PRETENDING to be an idiot to get what he wants?
Greg: That's pretty valid.
Manny: I'm onwy thwee!
GH: Yeah right…
Dad—I dare you to let Rowley and Greg jump on a trampoline and ride skateboards near your Civil War battlefield.
GH: *quickly chains Dad to a fire hydrant* OK, let's go. *releases Rowley and Greg*
Greg: *skateboards around the table*
Rowley: *jumps on a trampoline*
Greg: *slips and grabs the Civil War battlefield to steady himself, knocking over half the soldiers and stuff*
Rowley: *bounces off the trampoline with X eyes, saying 'Duh.'* (Can anyone tell me what book this is from?)
Dad: NOOOO!
Rowley: *hits the table and demolishes everything*
Dad: *passes out*
GH: And now a special guest appearance by CookieVanDeKamp!
CVDK: Rodrick: I just wanted to say: I love you.
Rodrick: Oo-kay…
Carol Molliniere had two dares.
Carol: I dare you, GreekHuntress, to torture Greg with a whip.
GH: Aww… poor Greg. *whips Greg halfheartedly until he runs away and GH gives up.*
GH: Oh no! I have done child abuse! I am a CRIMINAL!
Rodrick: What did you think you were doing this entire time?
GH: …
Carol: I dare you, Greekhuntress, to throw Rodrick into a pot of boiling oil! If he survives, send him to He!.
GH: Man, and Rodrick's already died like three times so far… everyone hates him.
Rodrick: *falls into a pot of boiling oil*
GH: Here, I'll give you some ice cubes. *drops three ice cubes into pot of boiling oil*
Ice cubes: *do absolutely nothing to help Rodrick, who dies*
GH: Oh well. Sorry, Rodrick. You'll come back later.
That's the end of the chapter! See you later, and remember, no M-rated dares/truths!