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Rowley—I dare you to act like best friends with Fregley for a week.
Rowley: … Where is Fregley anyways?
GH: Oh… he's in the hospital from the horse kicking him in the face. But he'll be fine soon.
Rowley: Dang it.
A little while later…
Fregley: ROWLEY YOU ARE MY FRIEEEEEEEEEEND!
Rowley: Uh… heh heh. Yes I am.
Five seconds later:
Rowley: SAVE ME!
One minute later:
Rowley: SCREAM! SCREAMSCREAMSCREAM!
Five minutes later:
Rowley: !
Ten minutes later:
Rowley: *runs as far away from Fregley as humanly possible*
Fifteen minutes later:
GH: … I'm going to listen to my iPod.
Half an hour later:
GH: *gets a text* It says:
HELP ME! D: D: D: D: SOS SOS SOS! From Rowley
GH: Um… well… Yes, I want to delete the text. Thank you.
An hour later:
Rowley: *comes back screaming* HELP ME! FREGLEY IS TRYING TO FEED ME HIS TOENAILS COVERED WITH WHIPPED MANGOES!
GH: That is the strangest thing I've ever heard.
Rowley: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I DON'T WANT THE TOENAILS! NO!
GH: Never mind.
Five hours later:
GH: *is on top of a chair on top of a TV on top of a table on top of a grand piano on top of a large rock* I wonder if my grandmother will miss this piano.
Rowley: AIEEEEEEEEEE! *runs around large rock screaming loudly*
Fregley: ! *runs around large rock screaming loudly*
One day later:
GH: This isn't really going how it's supposed to go. I am currently typing this at the top of a tree, and I'm about to run out of charge
GH: Hey, I'm back. I managed to get my computer charged by dropping a very large rock onto Fregley's head. But he's waking up.
Five days later:
GH: SAVE US ALL!
Rowley: SAVE ME FIRST!
Fregley: ME AND MY FRIEEENDS, ME AND MY FRIEEEEEEEEENDS, ME AND MY FRIEEEEEEEENDS ARE PLAYING A GAME! *skips around tree where both GreekHuntress and Rowley are hiding*
Rowley: He's not even doing it right!
One week later (finally):
GH: Finally. *makes a tranquilizer gun materialize and shoots Fregley with it*
Fregley: *gets dragged into a cage*
GH: We are now done with this dare. Thank you. *falls out of tree and lands on very comfortable bed, then falls asleep on very comfortable bed*
Greg—I dare you to obey everything Manny says for this entire chapter. OK?
Manny: *smiles evilly* Eat mud, Bubby.
Greg: *eats mud*
Manny: Give me candy, Bubby.
Greg: *gives Manny candy*
GH: Ha ha! This is pretty funny!
Manny: Smash your video games, Bubby!
Greg: NEVER! *runs away screaming*
GH: Well. If he comes back, the dare will continue.
Rodrick—I dare you to wear Mrs Heffley's underwear to school when they are stuffed with toilet roll, and you have to tell everyone you've got a 'Loded Diper' and to wear that at the next concert you do with your band.
GH: As a side note, a talent show is coming up tomorrow.
Rodrick: *does as asked grumpily*
Rodrick: *goes to school*
Everyone: What the heck, Rodrick?
Rodrick: I've got a loaded diaper.
Everyone: !
Rodrick: Talent show time. Shi—
GH: CENSORED!
Rodrick: …
GH: Sorry… I couldn't help myself.
Rodrick: Whatever. Where's Ward and Bill?
Loded Diper: *plays horribly on the Talent Show stage*
Greg: *videotapes it and posts it on Youtube titled 'Rodrick Heffley and the Amazing Loded Diper'*
GH: Hey! Greg, you're back!
Manny: Tell everyone I call you Bubby, Bubby.
Greg: MY BROTHER CALLS ME BUBBY!
Everyone: HA HA HA! LOSER!
GH: Hold your applause—or, well, laughter and stuff. We have another dare.
Rodrick—I dare you to READ—A—DICTIONARY!
Rodrick: NO! NONONONONO!
GH: Here.
Rodrick: Grr.
1a n, pl a's or as often cap 1 : the first letter of the English alphabet 2 : a grade that shows a student's work is excellent
GH: By the way, I typed all that. Aren't I just so awesome?
Many hours later…
n : a usually sweetened bread made with eggs that is baked and then sliced and toasted until dry and crisp—
Rodrick: *chokes and dies*
GH: Aww. He only had one word left, too. Oh well. *drags Rodrick into corner* *realizes something* Oh, WAKE UP! RODRICK! YOU'RE NEEDED FOR THE NEXT DARE!
GH: Dang it. He's dead! Well. Manny, pee on him anyway. That was the dare.
Manny: *pees on Rodrick*
GH: When he wakes up, somebody tell him what happened.
That's the end of the chapter, but the next one will be up in like five seconds.