Hey! Last chapter of ItShallBeSo's! Good job on those 14 dares/truths!
Mr. Heffley—I dare you to flick a light switch on and off while saying 'lights on lights off lights on lights off' until someone—well, gets too annoyed.
Mr. Heffley: *flicks light switch* LIGHTS… ON… LIGHTS… OF—
Rodrick: *decks Mr. Heffley*
GH: Well. That's over. Oh, hey, Rodrick! You're alive! Manny peed on you, by the way.
Rodrick: EW! GROSS! *jumps in bath*
Rowley—I dare you to go to school, write your signature and print your name clearly on a piece of paper and stick it on the back of the strictest teacher there.
Greg: That would be Coach.
Rowley: Dear me. *does as asked*
Coach: Hey, what's this—ROWLEY JEFFERSON!
Rowley: Goodbye. *runs for a while*
Coach: *forgets what it is that he is doing* Let's run at tempo, Jefferson! HUP two three four HUP two three four HUP!
Rowley: Um. Let's move on, shall we?
Heather—I dare you to be blindfolded and walk around the room kissing everybody.
GH: *puts blindfold on Heather before she can resist*
Heather: *walks around room*
Rodrick: *keeps getting in Heather's way so she keeps kissing him*
Greg: *shoves Rodrick out of the way and gets to kiss Heather*
Heather: HEY! Someone stole my gum!
Greg: *runs away chewing gum*
GH: Hey! Anyone know what movie that's from? I'll give you a hint: it's about baseball. And it starts with S-A. :)
Greg—I dare you to go to school wearing a raincoat and to walk on your hands all day.
Greg: Finally! Something not too stressful!
Greg: *puts on a raincoat*
Greg: *tries to walk on his hands*
Greg: *falls over and smashes his face*
Greg: *tries again*
Greg: *same results*
Greg: I'm getting there!
Greg: *tries again*
Greg: *same results*
Greg: I'm getting there!
Greg: *tries again*
Greg: *same results*
Greg: I'm getting there!
Greg: *tries again*
Greg: *same results*
Greg: I'm getting there!
Greg: *tries again*
Greg: *same results*
Greg: I'm getting there!
Greg: *tries again*
Greg: *same results*
Greg: I'm getting there!
Greg: *tries again*
Greg: *same results*
Greg: I'm getting there!
GH: *gets bored and puts iPod in*
GH: Linkin Park, watch your mouth!
GH: You too, Madchild!
Greg: *tries again*
Greg: *same results*
Greg: I'm getting there!
Greg: *tries again*
Greg: *same results*
Greg: I'm getting there!
Greg: *tries again*
Greg: *same results*
Greg: I'm getting there!
GH:… *gets bored again and makes a cliff magically materialize while humming Einstein by Kelly Clarkson*
Greg: *tries again*
Greg: *same results*
Greg: I'm getting the—AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! *falls off cliff and dies*
GH: Sorry. Couldn't help myself.
And this one is mine!
Everyone else go out of the room. Now, Rodrick—I dare you to text Holly with romantic texts from Greg's phone. Sign them 'Your Secret Admirer'. By the time you're done, I'll have Greg back.
Rodrick: *starts texting evilly*
Holly—
I love you so much and I will never ever hate you no matter what. Do you love me too? Please say yes.
Your Secret Admirer
Holly—
I will never love anyone else as much as I love you. Your beautiful hair the color of… labrador retriever fur and your intelligent eyes like those blue flowers… umm… Bluebells. Yeah.
Your Secret Admirer
Holly—
You haven't answered me yet, even though it's been two seconds since I sent the first text. Please tell me if you love me.
Your Secret Admirer
Holly: Ew! Greg, you are sooo weird.
Holly—
Will you go out with me? You are the most beautiful girl in the world and I want to date you.
Your Secret Admirer (Greg Heffley)
Holly: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I WILL NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU, GREG!
Greg (who has finally come back): ?
Holly: NEVER, DO YOU HEAR ME? NEVER!
Greg: ?
Holly: RRRRGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH! I HATE YOU GREG HEFFLEY! *turns into flaming tornado of screaming Holly* I HATE EVERYONE!
*screams profanities*
Everyone: *runs for it*
GH: WATER PLEASE!
Flaming Tornado of Screaming Holly: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I HATE PEOPLE!
GH: I did not think that this would happen. Umm… goodbye.
See you later! That is, if I make it…