Hey guys, I'm so sorry I haven't been on and posting. I lost all the chapters I was writing. As an apology, here's ten truths/dares with special appearances by Insert Name Here and Iliketurkey123 and also France and Russia from Hetalia!

GH: Hey! It's nice to see everybody! How are you all! Miss me? I don't think so. After all, I do torture you.

Everyone else: Dang it, she's back.

GH: To start us off, we have a dare from tomboys rule girly girls suck for... Rodrick!

Rodrick—I dare you to ask Patty to marry you, and if she says yes you have to get married and stay married until death or a kid. Death is more likely given the two involved.

Rodrick: This sucks. Hey! I don't have a ring-

GH: Here's one! It's plastic, but don't tell her that. I mean, was I really going to waste a nice ring on Patty?

Rodrick: *goes down on one knee* Uhh... Patty, will you marry me?

Patty: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *breaks ring in half* Um, oops. Was that valuable?

GH: No. Don't worry. Now for a special appearance! Because I really don't think I have those horror films.

Insert Name Here: Hey! I dare Mr. and Mrs. Heffley and Manny to watch all the Friday the 13th movies and all the Nightmare on Elm Street movies. As for the rest of you... *pulls out Transformers movies* TRANSFORMERS!

GH: Ouch.

Insert Name Here: *ties Manny and his parents to chairs and starts the movie marathon*

Manny and parents: SCREAM!

GH: Oh come on. It hasn't even started yet.

Insert Name Here: *locks everyone else in a room with a TV playing the Transformers movies*

GH: We will return shortly after the movies finish playing. That should take approximately a week. Thank you.

*one week later*

GH: Well, we're done. *unlocks the room and unties Manny and parents*

Rodrick: What's up with that weird guy with the long blond hair next to you?

GH: Oh, that's just France.

France: I have to go annoy Britain. Goodbye. *leaves*

GH: *sigh* Britain will probably try to curse him and fail again. Oh well. Now for the truths/dares of Iliketurkey123!

Chirag- I dare you to be Invisible Chirag for the chapter.

Chirag: Well, crap.

GH: Did someone say something?

Iliketurkey123: *suddenly appears and grabs Greg by the shoulders* Dude you're already famous. You have a LOT of books and 2 movies and in the second one Holly Hills almost likes you and it's simple to know that Movie you and Movie Holly will be going out in the 3rd movie. If you dont believe me I will throw these books at you and the regular movie cases for your 2 movies also in Blu Ray. And I'll send you to meet Movie Greg and Movie Holly Hills.

Greg: Um... okay. Bye.

Iliketurkey123: *disappears*

Holly, I ask you, who's your crush?

Holly: Bryce, even though in Redemption he's a crazy insane guy.

GH: Um... about that...

Bryce: *glares at GH*

Movie Greg—Kill yourself (there's a time machine)

GH: Where's Movie Greg?

Greg: IDK. He disappears sometimes.

GH: Well that sucks. I'm gonna go visit Shakespeare. See you guys later. *enters time machine and disappears*

GH: Hey! How's it going? I'm back! Now for a dare!

Greg—Tell everyone at school you're that guy at the end of Cabin Fever and show the newspaper to everyone

Greg: But I already did! They didn't believe me!

GH: That sucks.

Greg: You're mean.

GH: I know, I know... shouldn't you have picked up on that by this point?

Holly—Fall in love with Greg. The prize is a new purse.

Holly: How on earth do I do that? And if I get a new purse, I'll try to do it.

GH: Beats me. It takes time. Good thing we have that time machine! You guys go hang out and then when you've fallen in love, come back with the time machine.

Holly: See you at the end of the chapter, then... *leaves with Greg and time machine*

Mr. Heffley—Burn your figurines and watch a romance movie.

Mr Heffley: *wakes up from dusty corner in which he lives* What?

GH: *hands him matches* Here, I'll help. *pours gasoline over figurines*

Mr. Heffley: I can't do this!

GH: Sure you can. I'll help more! *takes match, strikes it, and throws it onto figurines*

Figurines: *burn*

Mr. Heffley: NOOOOOOOO!

GH: Now you have to watch a romance movie. *ties screaming Mr. Heffley to chair and puts on The Lucky One*

Mr Heffley: *continues screaming until he passes out from lack of oxygen*

Rodrick—I dare you to become a brother in a monastery and become a priest too.

Rodrick: But... oh fine. *becomes monk and starts preaching*

GH: Well that was easy.

Russia: *appears and waves* Hello, da.

Everyone: *stares*

Russia: Oh, look at the fire. *points to the remains of the figurines, which are still burning*

Russia: I can push you all into the fire and you will all burn slowly to death and your pain will warm my cold hands!

Everyone: Ummm... *stares*

Russia: Just kidding, da. I'll be going now. *disappears*

GH: *puts out fire, just in case*

Holly and Greg: *appear with the time machine looking about a year older* We're in love now!

Holly: *holds knife to GH's throat* Now gimme the purse.

GH: Well, when you put it that way... here you go!

And that is the end of the chapter! While I'm thinking about it, I might do a Hetalia fanfic soon. Or not. It depends. I discovered Hetalia recently and I love it. :)