This is a story of a faggot named Heterica and his comrades. One day, Heterica went to the welfare line. He shoved a few niggers aside first. They were eating fried chicken and choked on the chicken bones and watermelon seeds.
Next, he shoved a few spics aside. He had buttsex with 5 of their children then slit their throats.
Finally, he rolled a penny in front of some kikes in the front of the line. They followed it and he got to the front of the line. He held up the welfare lady, then went to his favorite strip club.
He invited Graymist to come even though he hated her for leeching up child support for their retard baby, Spire. Once there, they were greeted by the sleazy manager, Moony. She was called that because she liked to show her ass to people.
Moony and Heterica took turns masturbating while the bartender, Stormy, had a huge period. Her period juice spread so far that liberals blamed it on global warming. Then Heterica got some shrooms and bath salts from a kiwi drug lord called swyfte. She had wrote a stupid fic which heterica loved, but only because he was high. The police bashed in and shot them all except for Spire, who was derping and herping on the floor.