"Look. I don't know why you've decided to make me your victim-"
"...subject, dear, subject..."
"...subject, but I really don't get why you have to put Aerrow through this, too."
"Well, darling, my mission in life is to make people fall in love!" Venus leaned back and savored the shocked look on Piper's face. She pressed a pale and slim finger to her own blood red lips. "Shh! I hear voices!" she said, her voice all sing-songy.
"...Hi. I'm Eros..." wafted in from next door. Piper slapped her forehead.
"That's my boy," Venus mumbled, pleased with herself. "Although I can't say I care much for that wife of his..."
"I'm going over there," Piper concluded, and started for the door. Venus just sighed and snapped her finger; a faint beeping sound was all Piper needed to hear to know that the door was locked. She rounded on the goddess, amber eyes flashing rebelliously.
"Sorry, dear, but we can't interrupt-"
"WE can't, but I can, because that's my love life that's falling apart over there-"
"Darling, you don't have a love life," Venus exclaimed, her voice amused, to say the least.
And then there came...
A.
BOOM.
OOO
A/N: Oooh, la laaaa...