Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the Akatsuki. And this disclaimer is working through the rest of the story, I'm sure everyone gets tired of them.

Itachi lazily opened one eye. He stared at the white of his ceiling. He could see! He leapt from his bed.

'I CAN SEE IT'S A MIRA-am I shorter?' Itachi looked around. He was definitely shorter. He walked out into the hallway. He was halfway down to Konan's room when...

'HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!'

Itachi spun round to see a small, blonde boy with hair gelled back, in a very loose Akatsuki cloak. He turned to look at him.

'Itachi! Is that you? What the Jashin is going on?'

'Hidan?'

'Well no Fucking duh! What's going on?'

Itachi shrugged. 'Hey, um, Hidan...'

'What?'

'You look, *snicker*, cute as a 10 year old.'

'ITACHI!!!! YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND!!!! I'm clearly 12!!'

'Really? Then I must be...11, or maybe 12...I don't know, I haven't seen a mirror.'

'Hm. You look 12.'

'Why thank-'

'GUUUUUUYS!!!!! WHY IN THE WORLD ARE MY PANTS SUDDENLY BIGGER?' Tobi's hysterical cry came from a nearby room.

'Define Bigger?!'

'I can fit in one leg!'

Later......

The whole Tiny Akatsuki gathered in the lounge. All except Kakuzu and Kisame were there.

'Where are they?' Pein asked. Sasori was staring at him.

'What Sasori? What is so fascinating that you stare at my face incessantly?'

'You don't have any piercings...'

Peins hands rushed to his face.

'Psyche!!!' Sasori cried as one of Pein's fingers got caught on a piercing. Pein lowered his other hand, leaving him looking like he was about to pick his nose.

'Not. Funny. Sasori...'

'Well you can't kill me, ha!'

'Actually Sasori no Danna, he can.'

'What?'

'You haven't become a puppet yet.'

'What?!?!'

Sasori lifted up his loose shirt to reveal his stomach. Deidara was right.

'Dam...I'm not a puppet yet!'

Everyone suddenly heard faint voices. Kisame's voice.

'1-2-3-jump! 1-2-3-jump!'

Kisame and Kakuzu jumped into the room. They had some kind of sack around them.

'Look! Look!' Kisame cried 'Me and Kakuzu fit in my pants!'

Everyone sweat-dropped.

Lol...I seem to have a theme of pants running through this. But honestly, I expected Itachi to be the first one in Kisame's pants.