Wow, it's been a while. But I am glad people read this still. I wasn't quite sure where to lead this, but I have idea's... (I don't own Naruto)

The others awoke to a sobbing Itachi.

"What's wrong."
"S-Sasuke....called me...foolish little brother!!!!" Itachi began to bawl again. Kisame clambered over to him.

"Relax, just a little bit longer and everything will be back to normal."
"N-no I wont! Sasuke said something was wrong with the..."

"YOU TOLD HIM WHAT!?!?!??!??!?!??!" A loud female voice came from the other side of the door. A young woman with pink hair stormed in. She sat down in front of where they had assembled.

"Hello, my name is Sakura. What Sasuke just told Itachi was a lie. In fact...we have a confession:

****

*Knock, Knock*

Tobi opened the door. In front of him was a basket of muffins. He picked it up.

To Akatsuki,

Love Orochimaru's apprentices Ex-teammate.

'Cool!' Tobi walked inside.

'Guys, guys, guys! Orochimaru's apprentices Ex-Teammate sent us muffins!!!'

Pein looked up.

'How do they know where we are? And who is Orochi- is that one plain?' Pein rushed forward.

'There are 6 plain ones.'

'They know my weakness...'

All six Peins came and took a plain muffin. Deidara took chocolate chip, Itachi took bran, Kisame had one with little bits of meat in it, Tobi had caramel, Sasori just placed his in his mouth for a few seconds, Zetsu had one with blood in, Hidan had one with sprinkles, Kakuzu had liquorice, and Konan had blueberry.

They had all finished, and Deidara was licking his fingers.

'I'm tired...' Zetsu yawned 'Goodnight...' Zetsu stood and left the room.

'Me too...' Kisame also stood and left.

Eventually all the Akatsuki were asleep. Except for Tobi, who was watching re-runs on the sofa. But he drifted off too.

Soon, ninja came into the house, and began to gather up the Akatsuki.

"This was a great idea kukukukuku..."

"Shut it!"

"Sorry...but still, great..."

"Anyway, lets just get this over with."

The ninja drew their Kunai, and moved in.

****

"Well, the ninja killed you, but we turned up, and quickly created some clones. We retrived your minds from the bodys, but we could only manage to make younger versions of yourselves."

"That explains, so much." Kisame commented.

"We tried to leave you at your home, but we realised that was wrong, so we brought you to Konoha. We're going to take you back to your home villages, and register you as orphans, you can live your lives again, okay?"

They nodded. Tobi looked around.

"Can you hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"Someones calling me..." Tobi stood up.

*Tobi...*

*Tobi.*

*Tobi!*

"Tobi!!!!!!"

Tobi was shaken, and he woke up.

"Tobi! Did you eat all this candy?!" Pein asked, pointing to the wrappers all around him.

"Yeah..."

"Did you get one of your crazy candy dreams again?" Pein looked down at him

"Yeah..." Tobi sighed, and fell back.

"It was nice..." Tobi drifted back to sleep.

Ha! Bet you didn't see that coming!

Yeah, that was the end. So review!