Harry: if Voldemort is gone why does my scar hurt?
Ron: I dunno mate
George: Hey won-won how are those scars Lavender gave you feeling?
Fred: when she's close to you do your scars hurt like Harry's?
Ron: Not funny
Voldemort: I think it's very funny
Harry: How are you even here?! All your horcruxes were destroyed!
Voldemort: not possible there has to be at least one
Harry: there all gone Tom
Voldemort: What happened to the diary?
Ginny: Basilisk fan
Voldemort: The ring?
Dumbledore: destroyed
Voldemort: The necklace?
Ron: taken out by yours truly
Voldemort: The cup?
Hermione: same fate as the diary
Voldemort: the Diadem?
Draco: Fire
Voldemort: WHAT?! WHERE?!
Draco: no you idiot Feindy Fire destroyed your precious tiara
Voldemort: ohhhh ok. How about Harry he was a Hourcrux
Harry: you killed me
Voldemort: YES! THE BOY WHO LIVED IS FINALLY DEAD!
Harry: then I came back to life
Voldemort: really? Crap. What about Nagini?
Neville: I beheaded it
Snape: after it killed me
Sirius: Quit whining Snivellus at least your insane cousin didn't kill you in front of your God-son
Zoë: you want to talk about insane relatives killing you? My father slammed me into a brick wall after I got bitten my pet dragon!
Atlas: Oh get over it! It was for your own good!
George: that's a little harsh.
Fred: I got slammed into a brick wall by my brother's boss
Zoë: don't walls hurt?!
Voldemort: Which brother?
Fred: Percy
Percy: I think I'd remember if I had a brother
Annabeth: honestly seaweed brain!
Percy: What?
Annabeth: you're not the only Percy in the world!
Percy: Says who?
Annabeth: says me!
Petunia: you are all a bunch of freaks!
Draco: Ahhhhh! Muggle!
Percy: Ahhhhh! Mortal!
Voldemort: Aveda Kedivra!
Sirius: you can't kill someone through a computer moldy wart!
Voldemort: shut up!
Gaea: funny I don't remember releasing all of you.