Harry: you know what just occurred to me?
Ginny: What?
Harry: if Lavender, Fred, Sirius, Dumbledore and Voldemort are back shouldn't my mum and dad be back to?
Hermione: They are back they just can't figure Muggle technology out.
Lavender: and Ron can?
Fred: that fact still amazes me.
George: oh please! Hermione helps him.
Fred: ohhhh that makes more sense, you really miss a lot when you're dead.
Tonks: Mr. and Mrs. Potter missed the invention of the internet.
Voldemort: That's one of the benefits of horcruxes you don't die so you don't miss anything
Ron: but you did die
Percy: Twice
Voldemort: and look I'm back
Gaea: because of me
Voldemort: are you my eighth horcrux?
Annabeth: for a monster with an elaborate plan to make yourself immortal you really are an idiot
Voldemort: I may lack a nose but I don't lack feelings!
Annabeth: oh get over yourself!
Voldemort: Aveda Kedavra
Percy: watch it buddy!
James: Ah Ha I have finally figured out this blasted Muggle technology!
Hermione: your welcome Mr. Potter
Lily: Thank you Hermione dear.
Harry: Mum! Dad!
Lily: Harry!
James: Prongs Jr.!
Voldemort: see! now this is sweet
Sirius: You're the one who killed them!
Percy: And you tried to kill my girlfriend!
Fred: I think we all established Moldy wart needs a nice padded room in St. Mungo's
George: maybe he can share a room with Lockhart
Ron: oh yeah I forgot about Lockhart
Fred: nearly broke mum's heart when she found out it was your wand that landed him there
Ginny: Well I was glad to find him driven to insanity after he tried to leave me to the Basilisk.
Annabeth: he tried to leave you to the mercy of a giant snake?! THAT _!
George: Language Annie!
Annabeth: Annie?
George: yep Annie
Annabeth: you are one of the strangest people I have ever met, and I have met a lot of strange people i.e. Hera
Hera: Don't you go there missy!
Percy: well, well, look who's ticking of the gods now
Annabeth: stay out of this Seaweed Brain!