Percy: has anybody seen Annabeth?
George: You lost Annie?!
Fred: NOOOO!
Hermione: when did you last see her?
Percy: yesterday when she got in a fight with the Queen of Olympus
Ron: The Olympics have a Queen?!
Percy: ummm…
Voldemort: Really Ron?
Ron: What?
Voldemort: I started the whole anti-Muggle conspiracy and even I know enough about Muggles to tell you THERE IS NO QUEEN OF THE OLYMPICS!
Ron: oh
Annabeth: Hi guys!
Fred: IT'S ANNIE!
George: YAY!
Percy: where the Hades are you?
Annabeth: Kansas
Percy: Kansas?
Annabeth: yep. Have you ever been?
Percy: no, I'm not really a big fan of landlocked states
Annabeth: well there are lots of cows here, which is probably why Hera sent me here of all places.
Percy: interesting
Annabeth: what's with the Queen of the Olympics?
Ron: That is a very, very, very, very, very long story.
Lavender: Ron's an idiot
Fred: that pretty much covers it