Percy: When is Annabeth coming back to New York?
Thalia: here train will be here in a few hours
Voldemort: HA! I now know you live in New York! I am one step closer to destroying you!
Percy: you don't know where in New York.
Voldemort: yet. But with Voldemort's five step plan to destroying someone I will have you within months!
Ron: why don't you just Google them?
Voldemort: I did! Percy, did you know you were featured on 'America's Most Wanted' when you were twelve.
Percy: it was kind of hard to miss
Voldemort: your own Step father testified against you.
Percy: because I wrecked his car. But I got in a gun fight with my captor was proven innocent and flew back to New York to deliver Zeus's master bolt and save the world from a war among the gods.
Voldemort: funny I didn't find the whole 'save the world thing' on Google
Percy: well I didn't find 'Voldemort's five step plan to destroying someone on Google
Voldemort: so you want to know about my plan?
Percy: uhh yeah
Voldemort: well
Step one- meet said person
Step Two-find country said person resides in
Step three- find area said person resides in
Step four- find neighborhood said person resides in
Step five-find specific address said person resides at
Step six-travel to area said person is in
Step seven-destroy said person
Percy: shouldn't it be 'Voldemort's seven steps to destroying someone'?
Voldemort: what sounds easier seven steps or five steps? It's all about marketing Percy buddy.
Percy: how about Percy's one step program to destroying your enemy?
Voldemort: oh yeah? And what's on this program of yours? Hmm?
Percy:
Step one- turn your enemy to dust with your magic sword.
Voldemort: ohhhh that is good.