Annabeth: Percy I've been reviewing 'Percy's one step program for destroying your enemy' and I have to say, it absolutely sucks
Voldemort: HA! That means your own girlfriend thinks I'm smarter than you!
Percy: You agreed my plan was better that makes you just as stupid as I am!
Voldemort: So you think I'm smart
Percy: no I think you're mentally off to put it nicely
Voldemort: do you think you're insane?
Percy: no
Voldemort: do you think you're stupid?
Percy: no
Voldemort: So if I'm just as stupid as you are and you think you're perfectly sane and a genius than you think I am perfectly sane and a genius
Percy: I do not think you're perfectly sane
Voldemort: look through this conversation slowly and carefully then take a minute to process this information through your thick skull
Percy: NO! YOU LOOK THROUGH THIS CONVERSATION CAREFULLY AND RELIZE I DID NOT SAY WE HAD THE SAME LEVEL OF SAINTY!
Voldemort: thank God. Could you image if I had the same anger management problems?
Percy: YOU STARTED TWO WIZARD WARS AND MURDER COUNTLESS INNOCENT PEOPLE!
Annabeth: I've been watching your strange and senseless argument and noticed that Voldemort called Percy 'thick skulled'
Percy: So?
Annabeth: So if he says that the two of you have the same level of intelligence than he is also calling himself 'thick skulled'
Voldemort: Stay out of it Annie!