Fred: Has anyone noticed that there is an evil little girl posting our conversations all over the internet?
EvilLittleGirl: I'm posting them on one website not all over the internet, besides people love you!
Lavender: they love Ron too?
EvilLittleGirl: yes, Ron too.
Ron: you do know you used to love me too right?
Lavender: Please, I bet you gave me a love potion
George: We did have a lot of love potions at the time I bet Ron nicked one
Lavender: did you give one to Hermione too?
Ron: NO!
Hermione: you gave me a love potion?!
Silena: You wizards have been disrespecting my mother's realm!
Percy: Silena!
Clarisse: You're back!
Silena: I come back from the dead just to find some idiot wizards disrespecting my mother's realm
Zeus: This is why we tell you technology attracts monsters, first you're arguing with people you never met second you have some creeper trying to track you down and on top of that you have a girl posting this crap all over the internet!
EvilLittleGirl: ONE WEBSITE!
Annabeth: has anyone ever noticed our lives are like a bad soap opera?
EvilLittleGirl: Actually according to the reviews 'this crap' has been getting, your lives are a pretty funny soap opera
Fred: I say we stop using the internet
George: yeah!
EvilLittleGirl: You can't stay off forever! Muhahahaha